mandela effect 

An perfect example of how dumb, forgetful and easily persuaded humans are.

I could say, "The word 'carcass' never existed," and everyone would start yelling "MANDELA EFFECT!"

Amy: Want a rice crispie?
Barb: It's rice KRISPie.
Amy: No no, Rice Krispie is a name of a company, rice crisp-
Barb: IT'S KRISPIE! MANDELA EFFECT!!!
Amy: *rolls eyes*

mandela effect by snafu love November 21, 2016

mander

a mander is a very unique complex well rounded individual. one would only be so lucky to have any insight on her EXISTENCE! she is totally B-AWESOME

dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like mander

god my life is such a drag, wish it was more like manderZ

mander by butt chocolate January 1, 2010

Mandela Effect 

A brain infection that causes a person suffering from it to be physically incapable of admitting a mistake. Saying phrases such as "I was wrong" or "I must have misremembered" create an acute sensation of pain, so the sufferer will do everything they can to avoid speaking those words. A common symptom is the invention of fanciful theories about a Parallel Universe and/or Time Travel to explain away memory lapses. This is a communicable disease. As of yet a cure has not been discovered, though taking a break from one's smart phone and/or computer and taking a walk outside does seem to soften the severity of the symptoms somewhat.

Billy: Yo, what's up with Jimmy? Have you noticed that he can never admit when he's wrong about something, even when it's super obvious?
Zachariah: Don't be too hard on him, Billy, he has the Mandela Effect. His brain is all messed up.
Billy: Ouch, poor bastard! I guess I'm going to have to avoid him until he gets better -- the last thing I need right now is to catch that too.
Zachariah: Smart idea.

Mandela Effect by Brain from Terra Incognita January 5, 2017

maddiekins

is the greatest gf in the history of mankind. she is perrty and hawt and nyce.

maddiekins is my special lady friend

maddiekins by kcitsleipztirf March 22, 2009

Maddie 

Maddies are ferrets who explode after being very excited. They tend to make people laugh and smile by the way they eat and how they are very, VERY awkward. They deny they are a ferret but, they really are.

Woah did
You just see that Maddie?!?! It exploded!!! Cause of death: excitement.

Maddie by Sharks R is April 23, 2016

magdiel 

A fucking bitch ass pussy who sucks big dripping cock all day long while a fucking chicken is stuffed up his ass.

"god all she is is nice to me and I hate that" "dude don't be such a magdiel"

magdiel by SogWakkle February 26, 2023

Nelson Mandela 

A nickname given to MDMA.

In the UK MDMA is often referred to as 'Mandy'. After a while instead of 'Mandy' the term 'Mandela' was used. Hence the term Nelson Mandela was born.

'Alright mate, wanna buy any Charly?'
'Nah not tonight bruv I'd rather get on the Nelson'
'Nelson?'
'Yeah you know Nelson Mandela! Mandy! MDMA!'

Nelson Mandela by C4Jnr August 5, 2017