Bendy and the Ink Machine 

"Bendy and the Ink Machine™" is a first person puzzle action horror game that begins in the far days past of animation and ends in a very dark future. Created by theMeatly, it is set thirty years after you, the main character, has stopped working for an animation company. With amazing graphics, controls and gameplay, this game is probably one of the best out there. However, in terms of fandom, it's slowly but surely descending into a future like Tattletail, Minecraft, Hello Neighbour, and Undertale's.

"Man, did you see that cool game, Bendy and the Ink Machine? What a cool first person puzzle action horror game!"
"Yeah man, searched it up, was greated with this weird demon guy having a blowjob with this wolf. Was not pleasant."
"o"

Bendy and the Ink Machine by o no here comes dat b0i April 12, 2017

Madoff Machine 

An ATM-like machine that takes in real money, and spits out fake currency with imaginary value, usually cryptocurrency (bitcoin, etc.)

Steve mistook a Madoff Machine thinking it was a regular bank ATM - now his cash is gone.

Madoff Machine by AL Katraz September 26, 2021

McDonald's Time Machine 

A certain period of time where a skinny and healthy person ignores all their sense of hygiene and become extremely obese and develop certain health problems.

Can also be a healthy person who actually goes into a McDonald's and eats there because when they walk out they have increased their risks of being unhealthy significantly.

Kaitlyn and Elliott used to be extremely athletic and healthy until they traveled through the McDonald's Time Machine and gained a combined 250 pounds and both developed heart disease and diabetes.

McDonald's Time Machine by akararules July 6, 2010

Ego Machine 

Someone who lets their ego control all of their personality traits and actions.

"Wow, Jason always brags about how good he is, he is such an ego machine!"

Ego Machine by NWAwalrus January 1, 2022

Cringe machine 

See “mistah J”

someone who is non stop cringe and anything that they post is absolutely atrocious or just plain awful, talentless , annoying, etc

“A person who does something for attention or hops onto overhyped or popular fads for the sake of clout or who enjoys showing off is easily labeled a cringe machine”

“That eboy is a real cringe machine”

Anyone who uses Snapchat filters or tik tok is a textbook cringe machine

Who you looking for on here? Mistah J? Or any of the other lesser cringe machine individuals?????

Cringe machine by Makenbaconshakin February 28, 2022

Rape machine 

An electrical appliance with an attachable dildo.

I woke up sore this morning after my fuck machine had a technical glitch and wouldn't stop fucking me despite hitting power off switch. I'm now filing a police report and will sue the manufacturer for this rape machine.

Rape machine by Will2500 April 20, 2023

porn machine 

A computer with internet access, thus porn

Yo dude, i just bought a new G5 porn machine!

porn machine by Le grand Sachon May 16, 2008