A man who is hairy on the top but chic on bottom. Is down with the latest trends and grooms his beard daily. He’s more metro then woodsy, 65% metro 35% woodsy.
by gucci~g February 2, 2018
Get the Lumberjack chic mug.When a female intends to be penetrated repeatedly by a large number of men one right after another. Unfortunately she gets sore partially through and has to jack the rest of the guys off. Normally two at a time.
Monica got a few drinks in her last night and thought she could take on thirty guys. She was so sore after the first ten that she had to Minnesota Lumberjack the rest of them. It took her 6 hours. She'll never make that mistake again.
by JKWeb June 2, 2011
Get the Minnesota Lumberjack mug.Man, I gave my cousin the lumberjack slammer hammer so hard last night, I think I might have a shit-baby nephson on the way.
by Dogbite May 23, 2018
Get the lumberjack slammer hammer mug.Take a shit, or multiple shits. Form shit(s) into a log shaped cylinder, then leave outside in a snowstorm for a few hours. Take now frozen shit log and stick it up person’s ass, then use your hand as an axe, sending shit and ice chunks everywhere that slowly melt
by BruhsandBruhdettes January 14, 2020
Get the Russian Lumberjack mug.Lumberjack Lewis (also known as kahoot) is that guy that annoys everyone by asking every question known to man. Using his RAGE ABLITY*, he is so furious to chat that he stutters every word.
*rage ability cannot be used immediately after placement of card, he has talk for about a few seconds until the ability is used.
** he also has a obsession of asking spam messaging
*rage ability cannot be used immediately after placement of card, he has talk for about a few seconds until the ability is used.
** he also has a obsession of asking spam messaging
Flye raiser - hey!!
Lumberjack Lewis - ‘what’s for dinner!’, ‘what were you doing on the 23rd of august, 2016?’, ‘davier said your going to school next week, is this true?’, ‘I’m free rn, do you want to call?’, I walked past you at school 4 months ago and you smelt like roses, not the flower but the chocolate kind, in my opinion I fancy myself a mint chocolate, what’s your favourite?’, ‘can we call now?’
Lumberjack Lewis - ‘what’s for dinner!’, ‘what were you doing on the 23rd of august, 2016?’, ‘davier said your going to school next week, is this true?’, ‘I’m free rn, do you want to call?’, I walked past you at school 4 months ago and you smelt like roses, not the flower but the chocolate kind, in my opinion I fancy myself a mint chocolate, what’s your favourite?’, ‘can we call now?’
by Carrot pofter May 2, 2022
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by HaHaHahhhhhhhhssssssssssssssss May 18, 2017
Get the lumberjack mug.The title given to someone who participates in an orgy featuring 3 or more generations of the same family, therefore "cutting down the family tree".
No way, Nick just had a foursome with Kayla, her mom, and her grandma. He is now known as The Lumberjack.
by Thee Lumberjack December 8, 2022
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