residue of losing

When you lose so much or so badly that it begins to spread to those around you.

Tim sucks so bad at picking football winners, he's spreading the residue of losing to the rest of us.

by JJ51 January 25, 2017

Robbin'hood Looting

Robbin'hood Looting - Theft after theft

When one, or group of individuals, carjacks a looter after has completed loading his stolen merchandise into his vehicle. This allows the Carjacker to reap all the benefits from the dangerous work the original looter has done.

This Day in History on October 28th, 2020.

As the second day of riots ravaged the city of Philadelphia, a 50yr old male had just completed loading his car with stolen merchandise he unlawfully acquired from Wal-Mart, only to be car-jacked shortly after. The Looter has now became the Lootie

Luckily Louie the Looter unlawfully looted Lena last night which allotted us our latest listening library. His Robbin'hood looting skills are unprecedented... He also has a pretty sweet ride too

by Tegridy69 October 28, 2020

One calamari away from losing it

When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.

After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.

by anonymous October 13, 2020

What happens when your losing air

So if youve been a good boy, when you start losing air yeah, the angels come down from the heavens and tickle your balls, but if youve been a bad boy they come down and give you a vagina.

so on tuesday i got my balls tickled by an angel What happens when your losing air

by i love mi balls tickled June 4, 2021

Can’t win for losing

When you voluntarily lose (to make someone feel better, to end an argument), and then the situation gets even worse. So, what you thought you would gain by losing on purpose is lost anyway.

It’s a colloquial equivalent to paving the road to hell with good intentions.

(A lot of people writing their definitions for this are trying to make logic out of the phrasing but weren’t around when this phrase was more popular, leading to incorrect definitions.)

I let my spouse win the argument to calm down the situation, and now I’m getting criticized for not sticking up for myself. I can’t win for losing!

by Jemie Weino October 8, 2022

Win from losing

The sentience of “I can’t win from losing” is a statement of when things go repeatedly wrong in an individuals life (losing), and even when things continuously goes wrong they can never catch a break.

Friend #1: Wow, So you lost your job and your wife?
Friend #2: Yea, I was fired and Susan left me…
Friend #3: Dang you can’t win from losing.

by Zebracakesaresatire May 13, 2023

I'm Afraid of Losing my Channel

Literally every Destiny says in relationship to ME is a manifestation of THAT EXACT THOUGHT.

Hym "Because when I suceed ALL OF THE IMPOSTERS LOSE EVERYTHING. No more interviews with Jordan Peterson. No more sycophants hanging on your every word. No more authority on any topic. Gone. And the people stupid enough to side against me are gone with them. 'I'm AfRaId Of LoSiNg My ChAnNeL!' You are going to lose your freedom if I'm right about your wife. Which (based on your obsession with me) I am."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2024