Throat lotion

When a man cums down your throat because you said it was itchy

"Girl get good motion by using your throat lotion"

by Throat lotion October 7, 2021

got some lotion

How to covertly ask if someone is jacking off

Hey bob got some lotion?

by Balleroftheworld July 4, 2016

LOTI

"Laughing On The Inside"
1. a term used on IM that means pretty much the same as "LOL", but truer, because who ACTUALLY laughs out loud?
2. when you really want to laugh at something, but can't

1. dude101: i'm such a nerd, i've been watching all the Lord Of The Rings movies in a row! i'm so fucking tired!
dudette200: *LOTI*
2. dudette200: uggghhh, in eng. class 2day, teh teacher was reading some chronically ancient poem with the word "gay" in it, and i was like totally LOTI!!

by dudette_x September 7, 2007

Pig Lotion

Copyrighted to D2_Hacker.

You rub it all over yourself and you are instantly drop dead sexy.

Here Joe, rub this Pig Lotion on yourself and you will be sexy.

by James Ash June 24, 2004

LOTIS

Internet slang acronym for "Laughing On The InSide"

Girl #1: So, I went to the store today and the guy in front of me in line was wearing a pink thong.
Girl #2: LOTIS! I'd LOL, but I'm at work now.

by kristentx86 January 8, 2008

Lotis

Rather unitelligent penis shaped mammal, that sucks at hockey, and sucks on Mrs. Cooper's bloody cock!!!

Hey look it's Lotis

by Sterling May 2, 2003

lotita

Refers to a woman's wobbly bits, ie the bum, hips and tits. It is not offensive but not frequently used by chavs or chavettes. Its just the facts.

guy: "look at that girl"
hairdresser: "she sure knows how to shake her lotita"

by Ice Cream Man May 21, 2006