"I have more strength in my left arm than Lawson has in his entire body."
"Lawson fainted today trying to pick up a test tube"
"Lawson fainted today trying to pick up a test tube"
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Derives it roots from Norse mythology and further exploration in French Eros and conquests throughout the whole of Europe during the middle ages. Are thought to be descendants of Ulfednar and Draugr.
Lason is a lifestyle choice that includes absolutes in everything. Sexual satisfaction, money and fame are included in this, but not always necessary for the Lason lifestyle.
Refers to a state of sexual ecstasy.
Lason is a person who generally excels at any endeavor that they put thought into. In males that are said to be Lason, levels of testosterone are off the charts. In females it is said that they are some of the most attractive examples of femininity ever to be documented. If you marry into Lason, it is said that you are an exquisite specimen of your gender, because Lason has very high standards.
The word Lason, as defined in a derogatory sense; is as follows:
A big guy with a small package. He hides it well though, like to eat everything in sight; comparable to the cookie monster, on the verge of being a wimp.
It is used in a negative connotation when people, generally other males, feel inferior to another male, inadequate in everything; including but not limited to sexual prowess, endowment, height, levels of testosterone, education, etc,etc.
Derives it roots from Norse mythology and further exploration in French Eros and conquests throughout the whole of Europe during the middle ages. Are thought to be descendants of Ulfednar and Draugr.
Lason is a lifestyle choice that includes absolutes in everything. Sexual satisfaction, money and fame are included in this, but not always necessary for the Lason lifestyle.
Refers to a state of sexual ecstasy.
Lason is a person who generally excels at any endeavor that they put thought into. In males that are said to be Lason, levels of testosterone are off the charts. In females it is said that they are some of the most attractive examples of femininity ever to be documented. If you marry into Lason, it is said that you are an exquisite specimen of your gender, because Lason has very high standards.
The word Lason, as defined in a derogatory sense; is as follows:
A big guy with a small package. He hides it well though, like to eat everything in sight; comparable to the cookie monster, on the verge of being a wimp.
It is used in a negative connotation when people, generally other males, feel inferior to another male, inadequate in everything; including but not limited to sexual prowess, endowment, height, levels of testosterone, education, etc,etc.
Positive example-
"I got some good Lason last night."
"Lason is a privilege, not a right."
"Pulling a Lason"
Negative example-
"You eat so much it reminds me of a Lason!"
"I got some good Lason last night."
"Lason is a privilege, not a right."
"Pulling a Lason"
Negative example-
"You eat so much it reminds me of a Lason!"
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Random citizen: Oh Larson! Always bragging about your grades.
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Even if such people let themselves be lessoned, even then there would be some stooping involved.
Even if such people let themselves be lessoned, even then there would be some stooping involved.
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the larsson shuffle is the name of a maneuver used to beat a pro keeper and score while playing online.
during the game the player with the ball runs into the box, as he does he turns up to pass the ball to his team mate at the other post, however the player then turns back immediately to face the goal faking the pass and making the keeper move or dive in the wrong direction and allowing him to score.
the move was first created by henrik larsson while playing for the ton fc. hence the name the larsson shuffle
the larsson shuffle is the name of a maneuver used to beat a pro keeper and score while playing online.
during the game the player with the ball runs into the box, as he does he turns up to pass the ball to his team mate at the other post, however the player then turns back immediately to face the goal faking the pass and making the keeper move or dive in the wrong direction and allowing him to score.
the move was first created by henrik larsson while playing for the ton fc. hence the name the larsson shuffle
- joe runs into the box with the ball -
jamie: go on joe give em the larsson shuffle like.
- joe turns up the keeper moves away joe then turns back down and puts the ball in the net. goal -
jamie: aww nice goal like.
joe: ha get it smelt keeper
jamie: go on joe give em the larsson shuffle like.
- joe turns up the keeper moves away joe then turns back down and puts the ball in the net. goal -
jamie: aww nice goal like.
joe: ha get it smelt keeper
by ross da boss October 2, 2012
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