Example 1.
Steve: "I totally covered Marissa's face with Lap Sap last night"
Martin: "Cool Story Bro"
Example 2.
Sam: "Fuck, we're out of butter"
Jay "Do you want some Lap Sap on your toast instead?"
Steve: "I totally covered Marissa's face with Lap Sap last night"
Martin: "Cool Story Bro"
Example 2.
Sam: "Fuck, we're out of butter"
Jay "Do you want some Lap Sap on your toast instead?"
by SevenFourTwo January 7, 2011
Get the Lap Sapmug. "I'm gonna eat me some lap fish tonight."
"Man, when I finally caught that lap fish, I ate everything but the bones!!!"
"I'm wanna bang that lap fish!"
"That bitch has some smelly lap fish."
"Man, when I finally caught that lap fish, I ate everything but the bones!!!"
"I'm wanna bang that lap fish!"
"That bitch has some smelly lap fish."
by KDW September 8, 2008
Get the Lap Fishmug. When your receiving a lap dance from one persons or two , and they release bodily fluid on your legs. Typically common in places like concerts, strip clubs, and house party's.
by Indianshreker September 16, 2017
Get the lap errormug. The trip home after the guy drops a girl back to her house the morning after a one-night-stand. The man generally feels elated for the following reasons:
(a) he has recently been sexually gratified
(b) he has been set free
(c) he is past the awkward "goodbye kiss"
(d) he is slightly intoxicated from the night before
(e) he is cranking his favourite victory music and eating McDonalds
(a) he has recently been sexually gratified
(b) he has been set free
(c) he is past the awkward "goodbye kiss"
(d) he is slightly intoxicated from the night before
(e) he is cranking his favourite victory music and eating McDonalds
by rangerdiko October 19, 2009
Get the Victory Lapmug. A nickname given to the girl you like, as a cute way of saying that you can't go a day without having them in your life.
by Bulletin February 26, 2017
Get the pop lapmug. When a girl wears a loose dress without panties, then straddles her partner and has sex through the zipper in his pants. Minimum effort to get naked is key.
by SollyCon February 4, 2014
Get the lap actionmug. The splashes that mysteriously appear on laptop screens. They come in all food colors, and are usually difficult to remove when they are colored like sneezes, coughs and snorts. Lap spray is sometimes confused with screen spray, which only appears on large monitor screens
Chris to Jo: the movie was unwatchable on my laptop because of lap spray.
Mary to Sue; Can you look up the schedule on my laptop? Sue: I tried to, but there is too much lap spray
Mary to Sue; Can you look up the schedule on my laptop? Sue: I tried to, but there is too much lap spray
by Pacific sailor February 5, 2010
Get the lap spraymug.