Land Trout 

The incredible furry of the land trout can destroy everything.
Land trout is a trout that sprouted legs and walks on land. It is a very vicious force to be reckoned with and shouldn't be attacked or even looked at.

The animal is a joke on the Play station community especially in the kill zone barracks.

So i was walking around in the forest and i saw a land trout stalking me i quickly dove into the water, to escape the trout, but i saw an aquatic grizzly.....and right then and there i knew i was screwed luckily they attacked each other(for they are mortal enemies), and i escaped

Land Trout by Sixx Bird March 23, 2010

Land-Sea Cow 

A "Woman" of Hideous size usually with facial hair, 2 or more pairs of boobs (back titties are acceptable) and an odor that could singe the hairs off a fly's ass.

Normally found amongst a group of unattractive women you wouldn't be interested in, these beasts are kept around to give dynamic to the herd in order to find an willing, or at least unconscious mate.

Take particular care in approaching a land-sea cow as it has tendencies to react differently to attractive males/females usually overtly friendly(M) or aggressively(F).

*done with an old "sea dog" voice*
"Ya-har, that be one of the terrors of the deep, risen to run buffets out of buisness"

"Mommy, what's that?!"
"That's a Land-sea cow, stay away it might mistake you for food."

Land-Sea Cow by Explorerdude. August 20, 2011

Land-Whale

A very FAT man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.

Dam... look at that Land-Whale move, it’s like it’s walking in slow motion.

Land-Whale by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

land rover 

1. A poor quality vehicle. The worst vehicle in terms of depedability, corrosion prevention, serviceability and poorly engineering.

2. A vehicle which value depreciates 25% or more when all 4 tires leave the dealers lot. No other vehicle has a poorer depreciation value. A bad investment

3. A vehicle that will get you there(maybe), but you will have to walk home.

4. A vehicle that the body is made from Aluminum. Land Rover bodies do not rust. They corrode, and this is the best thing Rovers do. Land Rovers steel frames rust.

5. A vehicle that is an electrical nightmare.

6. A vehicle that quality is so poor that Ford Motor Company had to buy it. Now they wish they did'nt.

7. A vehicle that parts must be preordered and kept on hand due to the fact that parts are not carried at regular auto parts stored

7. A vehicle that MILF's like.

I saw a cool Landie today on the side of the freeway. The hood was up but that's usual.

I'd rather push a Land Cruiser than ride in a Land Rover. Hell I'd rather dive a Jeep, and they suck too.

#1 Let's go fourwheelin, I just got my Rover running again.
#2 No way man, My Land Cruiser and I are tired of draging your British junk back to town.

land rover by SlackJawMF February 22, 2007

Land It On The Hudson 

Caucasian Definition:
An expression used when one finds himself in a difficult and trying situation and somehow manages to pull out a viable and productive outcome.

Ghetto Definition:
When you're about to get fucked but your like, fuck that nigga, I gotta plan.

Scenario 1:

Heikal: My girlfriend walked in on me having sex with her best friend.

Divyam: Holy shit! What did you do?!

Heikal: I did what any normal man would do - I told her to take off her clothes and join in.

Divyam: Way to land it on the hudson.


Scenario 2:

Jon: The cops caught me having sex with a minor.

Umair: Holy crap, how the hell did you get away with it?

Jon: The cop was homo, so I let him suck me off and do me up the ass. He let me go afterwards.

Umair: way to land it on the hudson

Scenario 3:

Bocchi: Fuck I just lost all my money on fucking SPONGETECH FUCK!!! THAT WAS NEARLY 10 Gs!! I hate MOSKOWITZ!

Nimesh: FUCK Yo I lost 8 Gs, lets just land it on the hudson, and get his daughter pregnant by a black man.

Land It On The Hudson by PrinceURJordanTheThird April 11, 2009

land rover 

A poorly made Jeep clone that thanks to bad design and electrolysis starts rusting away from the time the panels are together to the frame.

The bright person who thought of bolting aluminum panels to a steel frame should be shot.

land rover by GuyWhoLikesGoodCars May 11, 2004

land beaver 

A dry vagina

I tried to have sex with her last night but she had such a land beaver I couldn't.

land beaver by 126Selly January 13, 2016