Landy

Ruining a wet dream or a perfect moment like a concert experience

I was watching an amazing concert about to climax And the cameraman pulled a landy and my night was ruined.

by Gavin2 August 9, 2020

ass lancing

Literally to joust someones asshole.

Wow, last nights ass lancing hurt like a bitch.

by dwts25 December 7, 2006

Laney High School

A high school in Wilmington, N.C. that Michael Jordan attended. Despite being a filming spot of such gay shows as Dawson's Creek and One Tree Hill, Laney High is actually infested with drugs, crime, and assholes. Recently failing a inspection with a 70% out of 100, Laney is revered as a dirty ass place. The school is racially mixed, with an even ratio of black and white students. Due to some students being residents of Wilmington's roughest projects, and some students being rich assholes, Laney is a crazy place to go to school. Laney is located across the street from the neighboorhood North Chase.

jim " Oh your from Wilmington, what High School did you go to?"
justin "Laney High School"
jim "That place is fucking disgusting dude, i thought they knocked it down in '92"
justin "Nope, try going there asshole"

by fuckthepoliceanda502 April 15, 2009

Laney

A bad bitch has good friends in love with her boyfriend and really good at makeup you really need her as a friend because she will be there for u no matter what and she will fuck u up if u mess with her always keep a good relationship with Laney

Laney is a bad. Bitch

by Hellogirl3333 May 7, 2018

Lance

1. An alpha male. Highly respected, a great and loyal friend. Has a hard exterior, yet an insight about life beyond others. Rarely lets people see him be vulnerable, he hides his kind heart from most people, for protection.

2. A man who has been through unbelievable troubles in his life, yet still manages to live through the days. A fighter, an achiever.

3. Favorite

1. That guy is a total Lance, he just fought someone and then later gave money to a man in need.

2. He is a Lance, the love of his life just died but he is still going to school everyday and listening to the problems of others.

3. I love him, he is my Lance.

by Juliana W. December 9, 2008

Lancaster University

All it really has going for it are the magic mushrooms that grow there, but that still makes it better than the University of York.

Lancaster University broke my soul.

by fuckyork March 7, 2017

Pulling a Lance

The act of doing something so umbelivably dickish that people can't believe someone would do it.

Guy 1: *has sex with his bestfriends girlfriend*
Best friend: HOW COULD YOU GO PULLING A LANCE ON ME

by #Hipster May 15, 2017