the knee thing

when laying down and making out, the person on top (male/female) pushing/massaging their knee in between the legs of the person (typically female) under them.

they got on top of me and did the knee thing. it felt so good.

by gremlinhead June 25, 2022

Arrow in the knee

Based on one of the default conversations of guards in the game TES V: Skyrim.

If you talk to the guards they say "I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee".

And it really gets annoying after playing the game for some time.

So people started coming up with catch phrases like "I used to be <insert something OP here>, but then I took an arrow in the knee."

"I used to be a douche like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

by welt_protoss December 16, 2011

one knee pee

n. stance taken to effectively relieve yourself, usually during an intoxicated state, in extremely crowded areas, i.e. concerts, tailgates, wet t-shirt contests, and/or food and beer festivals (when walking to the restroom is just not an option)

pee, urinate

You are at a crowded concert and the headlining act has just taken the stage. Suddenly, the urge to pee hits you! Everyone knows the lines are long in the bathroom and it will take forever. The only other option is the one knee pee. You assume the one knee stance, pull up your pants/shorts leg past the knee that is touching the ground, pull out tool and let it fly.
Warning: the one knee pee works best under cover of darkness and only in extremely crowded areas. The author of this message is not responsible for anyone who attempts to pee uphill or into the wind.

by Shands_uno August 8, 2007

knee cap

To place a pistol or other firearm behind a persons kneecap and pull the trigger, obliterating the knee and crippling the victim. A common mob tactic.

The track star wouldn't pay his debts, so we knee capped him.

by sarge September 23, 2005

Petting her knee caps

To finger a girl in the vagina, or rub her clitoris. Commonly derived from the movie Fubar.

Yeah man, never banged her, I was just petting her knee caps.

by Condog4 September 14, 2009

your knee

The final and ultimate insult in a string of insults consisting of your mom, your face, and your mom's face.

Pirate: You're dumb.
Ninja: Your MOM is dumb.
Pirate: Your FACE is dumb.
Ninja: Your MOM'S FACE is dumb.
Pirate: Your KNEE is dumb!
Ninja: ...! *cries like a featherweight crybaby*

by AtomicBono July 2, 2005

knee fuck

another form of knee fucking is if you lay down and put your knees together as if you were doing a curl, the penis is inserted at the top of the crease or where the knee is located and also rythmically pounded until the load has been excreted

we had 2 different types of knee sex damn im telling you that girl knows how to use what shes working with

by gangstaasspepsihater September 3, 2004