Kangaroo

A giant rabbit that can kick your ass.

Hey bro watch out for that Kangaroo, he is wearing boxing gloves.

by steezlawhd December 16, 2011

Kangaroo Jack

A lot of magic mushrooms were eaten during the production of the movie.

by hmmmm August 22, 2003

reverse kanger

When one strattles the toilet bowl in the reverse position and takes a shit leaving the front of the toilet bowl covered in shit.
For maximum results dont flush.

I did a reverse kanger in jimmys toilet on the weekend at his 3rd birthday party

by the poo professor April 19, 2009

Mexican Kangaroo

While you're working a speed bag, you blow your loud into her FUPA.

I know I'm a little over weight so I'd appreciate it if you could give me a Mexican Kangaroo.

by Andrew Woomer May 23, 2011

Baby Kangaroo

Pronunciation: 'bA-bE "kang-g&-'rü

When the loose skin of the scrotum is pinched with both hands (preferably with one hand on each nut) and stretched upward covering the majority of the testicles and shaft of the penis. This leaves the head of the penis popping out like a "baby kangaroo".

Jake loves looking at my baby kangaroo!

by YourMother1 September 5, 2008

kangaed

Kangaed is the past tense of the action verb, the 'reverse kanga' or simply known as the 'kanga'. It is akin to the phrase 'asskum' in 500, meaning 'bad distribution' or 'poor distribution' in hands, sometimes legitimately but often an excuse for a poor bid or overbid. Hence, the phrase, "You have been kangaed!"

1. "FMDABMP Brattislavisthma, you kangaed Abba's bog in topshelf style", uttered Premmy in absolute disbelief after exiting the aforementioned bog.

2. "Hahahaha....you've been kangaed", squealed ecstatically Staying Alive whilst unsure whether or not he is who he says he is.

by t0bee April 21, 2009

inverted kanga

The act of sitting back to front on the toilet, leaning back with your ankles up on the cistern or feet on the wall. This produces particularly effective results when suffering diarrhea, with the effect being faeces shrapnel all over the high part of the rear of the bowl, including up under the seat.

I wasn't going to leave that pricks place without making my mark so I snuck off the the bathroom and assumed the inverted kanga on the toilet. He'll be cleaning that for days.

by chench October 5, 2006