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Band kids 

The most out-of-touch, unfunny and awkward people you can find at any high school. They frequent Reddit and constantly regurgitate old memes they hear on the website. Can also be seen in anime or video game-related events and clubs, as well as the band room.
Person 1: Who’s playing that annoying ass music?
Person 2: That’s just the band kids in the back.
*Soviet Union Anthem Earrape playing over an Android speaker*

Person 1: Turn that bullshit off.
Band kid: That’s not very wholesome of you!
Band kids by Glizzy_Goblin July 22, 2020
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'no women, no kids' 

Mathilda - 'Do You Clean Anyone?'

Leon - 'No Women, No Kids' 'That's the rules.'
'no women, no kids' by PatSouth January 8, 2014

Codename: Kids Next Door 

A TV show about an organisation of children devoted to fighting teenage and adult tyranny with 2X4 technology weapons. One of the best old-school cartoons around because of its deep and detailed worldbuilding, extensive and well-developed characters and great plotlines. The kids live in treehouses, in 'Sectors' of about five operatives, and have assigned codenames; eg. Numbuh 1, Numbuh 2, Numbuh 3, Numbuh 4, Numbuh 5, who are the main characters in the show. They fight villains such as father, the Delightful Children From Down The Lane, Knightbrace, and Count Spankulot, as well as many others.
Though this show has been off the air for a number of years, it has maintained a fanatical following, who I am proud to be part of.
Codename: Kids Next Door
1.
John: 'Wanna watch Kids Next Door?'
Anna: 'Oh, heck yes. That show Rocks!'
Bill: 'Hey, are you watching KND? I love that show!'
2.
Numbuh 1: Kids Next Door... BATTLE STATIONS!
(as quoted many times in the series)

Stair kids

Kids that are very weird and immature. They have a strange attraction to sets of stairs. They hang out there all the time.
Person 1: Bro who are those kids hanging out at the stairs?

Person 2: Stair kids bro

Person 1: WTF is that one doing?

Person 2: Looks like he's hanging upside down from the stair railing.

Person 1: Let's leave. These stair kids are creeping me out.
Stair kids by D-R3K February 7, 2009

Pretty White Kids with Problems 

Also known as PWKWP. Originally a MadTV parody of those annoying and redundant WB (CW) teen dramas. It has become a way to describe shows that center around either the Popular kid or the Underdog, has little to no diversity in it's cast, and has predictable dialog.
Aaron: Hey Jacob, did you watch the new {Quarterlife, One Tree Hill, Gossip Girl, Smallville, Friday Night Lights, The Hills, Laguna Beach, etc.}?
Jacob: Naw man, that show's too "Pretty White Kids with Problems" for my taste.

Nice Kids 

Nice Kids are commonly known as those who attempt to be socially 'hip' by adopting styles from America. These include baseball caps, Vans, humorous t-shirts and light coloured jeans turned up at the ankles, whilst sporting obscure haircuts. They are known to adopt Californian accents however they are not often heard as they prefer to publish their negative, 'un-mainstream' opinions on issues such as religion, politics (they are all Tories) and commonly known successful bands over social networking sites such as Twitter. They are typically located in rural villages or out of city areas such as Penwortham or Longridge. The locality of these 'nice kids' can be said to be the reason they adopt such stances on life, commentators have speculated that there distance from the real world helps them create an imaginary life which is why they act as if they are part of the cult 1992 American comedy film 'Wayne's World'.
'' what's he looking at the muggins ? ''

'' Oi, I'm unsure about nice kids I'll bax em ''
Nice Kids by AndIt'sTee January 8, 2012

baebae kids 

I hate babysitting these baebae kids all they ever do is act up.
baebae kids by Trizzy.lee December 12, 2016