Penile Jousting

Two men fighting with their penises. The winner is determined by whoever's penis is still functional after six rounds of jousting.

"Ross beat Ian in penile jousting yesterday."
"I had twenty on Ian. :("

by Adam the Mighty February 24, 2004

Jost

Noun: A famous and beautiful rockstar king in the middle ages. Said to have come from the future, he was a mastermind of mathematics and a sex god. He also had an above-average online chess score. 1 n1 dude.

Adjective: to be lackschuh at everything

Adjective: extremely manly

Person 1: Wow, I had a tinder date with a guy yesterday who was so jost!

Person 2: I wish I was as cool as Jost.

by Schmeve February 15, 2018

ass jousting

When two males put on helmets and one runs full speed at the other with the hopes of getting his dong in the others ass. A less fun version involves a male and female. Also referred to as lanceless jousting, it was common in the medieval times before man invented horses.

Dude: Hey Ben I've been craving some ass jousting for the past couple weeks how bout you?

Ben: Me too my butt's felt way too tight recently, how does tonight sound?

by googenmcblaxton September 19, 2012

Jostyn

Jostyn is shy doesn’t expose his feelings.He is romantic beautiful.He can be mean but once you get to know him he will always have a place in you’re heart. He is shy when expressing his love but know he cares. He has an amazing body.Jostyn is sexy

Hey Jostyn

by _extendo_ June 6, 2019

Alabama Jousting

The medieval practice of two true gentlemen charging together at full speed, clashing, erect penis first.

Hey, do you want to go Alabama Jousting with me tonight?

by PatelDid7/11 January 14, 2016

jousting

A medieval sport where two men ride at each other on horseback wielding a large pole.

Henry VIII enjoyed jousting with Phillip

by Tingwallerwaller February 14, 2008

High-beam Jousting

When two drivers at night on opposite sides of the road refuse to turn off there high beams(or forget to) and see who can last the longest without driving off the road or crashing .

Guy1: Dude i noticed that your car was dented what happened at the movies last night?

Guy2: I was coming home and i was High-beam Jousting with some asshole and i lost.

by thatguy105 October 8, 2010