jonnycakes

a state of mind that is reached by extreme focus. once this state of mind is reached one's speach is slurred and one is in a state of extreme coolness 24/7

dang dat boy's some jonnycakes

"what'd you say?"

it took him six yrs to master the jonnycakes

by chi-town maniac February 18, 2008

jonnycake

1. a person who speaks funny do to their extreme coolness
2. something of extreme value
3. pancakes made with cornmeal

"nah he/she aint trippin' he/she just a jonnycake."

"say joe that chain you got on is straight jonnycake!"

"want some jonnycakes?"

by chi-town maniac February 18, 2008

jonny rocket

to try and stick your penis in somebody while there clothes are still on.

i'm gonna jonny rocket your ass

by brittany and tiffani May 13, 2005

jonning

passing off a mistake or embarassing situation in a way that makes it seem both intentional and awesome

Through skillful jonning, the trip became a perfectly executed judo roll up to her front door.

by jbmoore4 April 7, 2008

jonny no mates

A man who is at least 35 years old, is still a virgin and will never have sex in his life ever.

Bob is a jonny no mates

by Shaun Walker November 11, 2004

Jonning/To be Jonned

Jonning/To be Jonned is when a close friend almost completely looses contact with the rest of a close knit group. This phrase was first used by black Somalians in inner city slums in places such as East and South East London, Compton, New York and Ashford.

Ananta: "wheres our boy Elliot gone these days?"
Adam W: "Ahhh hes Jonned us man"
Ananta: "What the fuuck! That G is Jonning us? He was one of our closest boys"
Josephy Kylea Jr: "Shit man, it happens to the best of us sumtimes."

Jonning/To be Jonned

by ThaRealestMuhfucka July 6, 2009

Jonny

another word for a comdom OR a general dickhead who likes to annoy everyone and dosnt answer phone or texts.

dont do a jonny!

i'll go and get a jonny from the store ;)

by dissid February 4, 2009