Jockocracy

An oppressive, totailitarian government of jock overseers that seeks to subjugate the less athletic for their own political gains.

Highschool, total Jockocracy right there

by Nick O"Lantern July 2, 2007

Step Off My Jock

Get out of my face

i told the possie to step off my jock

by the tyger July 20, 2009

Dumb Jock

A jock who is really dumb,unattractive,and simple. Yet is very popular with everyone just because of their athletic ability.

Guy:"What is so great about Ben? He acts stupid, isnt that good looking, and isn't very nice."
Other Guy:"Thats because he's a jock. The guys want to be him, and the girls want to date him."
Other Guy: "And he's the quarterback of the football team."
Guy:" I wish I was a dumb jock."

by The God of Thorr June 17, 2007

sausage jockey

a man who rides the cock

Matt Dalton is a real sausage jockey!!

by john May 14, 2003

jock

an ape desended life form that is in close relation to a human but not in the homo-sapian classification of human species. the jock is in the lower hiarchy of man known as the dumasasapian species.

Everyone knows that jocks provide the missing ling and prove evolution.

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

Camel Jockey

The GOAT or epitome of facial aesthetics, a camel jockey, derived from bodybuilding misc user CamelJockey, is a person with perfect, or near perfect facial aesthetics. Usually with a bald head and perfectly shaped eyebrows this is the highest compliment you can give someone on their facial looks. A camel jockey is a 10/10 by misc standards.

Look! Camel jockey! Perfect facial aesthetics 10/10 wood plow

by RepLamborg November 28, 2012

jock

slang word for a person from Scotland

"that fella is a jock, he's just like Franco Begbie !"

by dog March 8, 2004