jerkass

an old school termed by denise to describe people who cut off those in bmw vehicles while driving inferior jalopies

yo, jerkass -- get yer pinto out the way

by mermarkden March 5, 2004

jerkface

A douche bag, drives hummer, listens to chumbawamba

God what a jerkface

by douchemonger June 25, 2009

jerks

percocets, percs, slang for percocets because perc rhyms with jerk

you got those jerks?
yeah.
crush em up then.

by matt buxx February 9, 2010

cartoon jerkables

1. Cartoon's drawn in a provacotive and sexual way

2. Hentai

See also: tentacle rape

"After dinner I fully intend to sit down with brandy and a fine cartoon jerkable and wank."

by Tweakumz July 6, 2003

Spider Jerusalem

Adjective: when things have gone completely awry in ways that no-one could ever have predicted, usually entirely out of the blue.

Well, admittedly that was one crazy Yom Kippur, but it was when we hit Reno that everything went a bit Spider Jerusalem.

by dr4win9f00l April 28, 2010

bikes are for jerks

Term used by cyclists as a greeting.

As my friend, whom I had not seen in a couple weeks, passed me in the opposite direction, he shouted "Bikes are for jerks."

by PedalPusher July 2, 2006

JerkFace

When somebody is being rude or mean they are being a jerkface

"*poke* *poke* *poke* hahahah"
"JOHNNY STOP UR BEING SUCH A JERKFACE"

by iwannabearockstar123 August 24, 2009