jerking yourself off

The state of showing your own work or doing something for your own gain, similar to flexing. A common phrase used would be “Quit jerking yourself off, bro”.

Yo, I saw what you said about your art in class today, quit jerking yourself off, bro.

by Azzurum November 4, 2018

Bo-Jerking

The act of masturbation using a noose.

Les was too scared to try auto-erotic asphyxiation so he got his noose play in with a bit of Bo-Jerking instead.

by Thebellend November 17, 2010

jerkin the merkin

jacking off

why were u jerkin the merkin

by koo gui July 17, 2009

jerkin off

jerkin off is a young guy's favorite pastime.

It's "No-Nut November", so I haven't been jerkin off, but when do, I'm really gonna cum a bucket!

by eda-skip November 21, 2022

Jerkin' Joey

The act of jerking off into the pouch of a kangaroo.

Adam was high as fuck on Pseudoephedrine and jerked off in that kangaroo's pouch, he's a regular Jerkin' Joey!

by BreakBeatDrums October 19, 2015

Jerming

When you jam out to a day to remember.

I'm Jerming out!

by Adtrjeremy July 24, 2017

jerking the chain

Casually jerking off.

"Yo, I walked in on your lil bro with his hand down his pants.."
"No problem dude, he was just jerking the chain"

by Jsmacky August 8, 2017