Jason Out

Failing to turn up to a gathering with friends in favor an event that seems important to the person, but pointless to everyone else.

Derived from Jason's quest for the Golden Fleece, which seemed important to him, but is really just a long and boring story.

I'm going to Jason Out of going to the strippers tonight as my brother got sweet Jonas Brothers tickets

by qvc August 13, 2009

Jason Dohring

Great actor born in Ohio, and incredibly good looking. Just finished off season 3 of Veronica Mars, as the show was canceled, and is moving on to bigger and better things. Catch him in Moonlight on CBS this fall.

Jason Dohring > You.

by Callie F September 14, 2007

Jason Priestley

Starred as Brandon Walsh in the popular TV series Beverly Hills, 90210. The series lasted for 10 (or so) years, starting in 1990, and was very popular, though it was made fun of by many, including some of its fans.
Jason Priestley is very, VERY attractive, though I think he was at his peak when the show first started. He is into racing fast cars, and has had at least one serious accident doing so.

Jason Priestley is gorgous.

"Donna Martin graduates!" (famous line/moment/event from 90210)

by Rachel aka bandcampgirl183 September 26, 2005

Jason's dad

A non-exsistant thing

Stacey: that lady has a penis

Joe: oh yeh like Jason's dad

by Jason's dad April 18, 2016

jason fox

THE coolest kid ever,has a giant dick and loves pc

Who is that kid who always top frags in csgo?

that's Jason Fox

by Why did you leave me May 25, 2016

Jason zoet

The act of sticking your own finger in a dog's asshole and giving your self a mustache.

Something is wrong with that guy. He just pulled a Jason zoet on himself!!

by ambully October 5, 2016

Jason

Jason is a guy who melts your heart whenever he smile. He makes you smile on your worst days, he has the lamest jokes, and the weirdest laugh. He's sweet, caring and adorable. If you ever have the chance to date a Jason, never let him go, it'll be the worst mistake of your life. Jason's can be boring, annoying and mean. But, you'll get over that. When Jason's aren't boring or mean.. he's amazing,generous and outgoing.He goes out of his way for other people. He has a laid back, calm approach. Jason's are normally truthful, gullible and very attractive(: He's good to get along with, and easy to fall in love with.

Jason is a ginger.
I love Jason so much (:
I have a Jason for a boyfriend.. be jealous!

by Lex_123456 October 27, 2012