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ivan cornejo

the best singer ever❗️ his voice is gold and all his songs are fire
obv this is my opinion but if u don’t already u should go listen to him

he makes spanish music btw
here are some song recommendations if u decide to listen to him
J.
esta dañada
esta dañado
la curiosidad ft. eslabon armado
perro abandonado

mentiras ft. grupo los de la o
<3 if u don’t like it thats fine js for anyone who’s looking for a new artist
person 1: yoo have you heard ivan cornejo’s new single ❓
person 2: no who’s ivan cornejo❓
person 1: bru
by my fav singers/songs <3 March 14, 2023
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Ivan Ang Shert Jie

A faggot who has hands drier than the Sahara's Desert sand. Due to this dryness, his hands are rougher than sandpaper, capable of smoothing wood 10x more efficient than sandpaper.

This person always has a vibrator up his ass at all times, in bed, at lunch and even while shitting. If you could measure his level of faggotness, it would go through the roof. Twice.
You: So who's coming to the party?
Friend: Ivan Ang Shert Jie, Clarence, Daniel, Dickson, Brandon and some other fat dude named Hao Wei.
You: Oh fuck Ivan's coming.
Friend: Yeah his mom screamed at me to invite him.
by tissueforissues October 17, 2018
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Ivan the Terrible

Full name Iván Vasíl'yevich Ryurik IV. Born 25 August 1530, he would grow up to eventually become Russia's first official TSAR in 1547 and also one of its strongest.

He was known for introducing sweeping reforms, from infrastructure to diminishing greatly the power of the Orthodox Church. However, he was also responsible for the deaths of roughly 100.000 people in a country of 8 million people; his victims run the gamut from boyars (thieving nobles and landowners) to priests. In 1581, he killed his firstborn and tsarevich Ivan Jr. in a shit-fit, leaving his retarded second son Dmitry as succesor. He died on 18 March 1584. He's considered the greatest of the Rurik dynasty (Russia's founding dynasty and the predecessor of the Romanovs).

Ivan's credited for turning the overtly powerful boyars and the Church subservient to him, by any means necessary. He hated the boyars because they poisoned his mother in 1538 when he was a kid and his first wife Anastasia Romanova (a distant relative of the Romanovs).

The Pprichnina of 1565-1572 he created is the ancestor of the KGB.
Ivan the Terrible is considered Stalin's role model as the Soviet leader acted and behaved a lot like him!
by CrazySaw December 22, 2009
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Ivan Drago

An alcoholic beverage. Similar in every way to a White Russian except for size. An Ivan Drago is an ex-large White Russian (ala Rocky IV), especially good for breakfast after a hard night of drinking.
Kortnie: Gavin, you look like hell this morning. Do you want a bloody mary?

Gavin: Hells no, Bitch! Bring me an Ivan Drago!
by Twaddle April 19, 2009
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ivan palmer

a drink consisting of vodka and an arnold palmer (iced tea and lemonade).
lets make some ivan palmers.
by intokyo July 4, 2011
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Ivan Drago

If he does,he dies
“If he dies , he dies’’-Ivan Drago
by Hihhifhifigg June 24, 2019
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Ivan Bliminse

The invisible man, some one who does not exist in real life. Only records exists possibly on paper is given
Bliminse , Ivan Bliminse from Human Resources.
by Ivan Bliminse June 25, 2019
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