italian blanket

When you roll someon up in a rug to dispose of their body

He fucked with the wrong person and got an Italian Blanket

by Darkmuff May 3, 2018

italian neck slap

Getting Slapped in the neck using the famous Italian hand gesture.

Why is it Caused?
When a person makes direct eye contact with the persons Italian hand gesture the Italian hand can slap the neck of the person who made eye contact.

Tip: Never do in the front of the neck only the back of the neck.

Sally Italian neck slapped Kenny as a punishment for making eye contact with her Italian gesture.

by Italian Slappist March 5, 2018

Italian rapist

Your basic Italian rapist is someone who lured kids down to his basement with his cum infused pasta sauce and his ejaculation infested pizza and if that doesn’t work he gets his mozzarella sticks out and bashes them across peoples heads until they are knocked unconscious. They then shove there mozzarella dildos down little kid asses so they then when he eats it out it taste like cheese

Person: Oh no watch out an Italian rapist lives in this house

by TrumpAndKim December 5, 2018

Italian lightsaber

A condom filled with spaghetti. Sauce is optional.

Hey lets go and smack some one with an Italian lightsaber.

by TheBananaDemon December 18, 2018

italian whimsical

wrap a hotdog around your partner’s waist and ride them while they’re in a state of euphoria

guy one: I haven’t seen Laurel in a couple days
guy two: oh yea I gave her that italian whimsical so she’s probably still in bed

by syrupdrizzleonyournipple May 5, 2019

Italian Fleshlight

When you take two pieces of bread and shove salami in it to make an oval shape and use tomato sauce for lube and fuck it.

I'm horny, lemme grab my Italian Fleshlight!!!

by WhitestKnight January 15, 2020

italian string

What Pennsylvanians call spaghetti.

What did you have for dinner last night? I had some italian string.

by snazzysnails May 10, 2020