iptsoe

i put that shit on everything. phrased coined by Ethel from Frank's RedHot when asked why her food tastes so delicious.

Conversation in real life.
Someone: Ethel, why is this Chocoloate Cake so yummy?

Ethel: Frank's RedHot. I Put That Shit On Everything.

Conversation by txt.
Someone: chocolate cake so gooood.
Ethel: used frank's redhot, iptsoe

by cfowned January 15, 2014

iprep

the school of narcissists. it’s a small school so everyone is forced to be friends with each other. you do something wrong, automatic dismissal. it’s also the school where “perfect students” has to be portrayed but in reality, all the students are depressed or just drugged. good luck if you come to iprep. it’s a house of clout chasers.

“hey have you heard the school iprep?”
“oh, gayprep? fosho”

by litmixtape February 27, 2019

iPhone Snob

Someone who thinks they are better than everyone else just because they have an iPhone. They usually try to remind people that they have an iPhone but other people do not.

Sarah: Do you ever talk to Zach anymore?
Alex: Nah, he is such an iPhone snob. It's like he thinks he is better than everyone else.
Sarah: What a douche.

by zmar328 December 11, 2011

iPod A.D.D.

when you are listening to your iPod (or any music source) and you constantly change the song halfway through, and change back, then go to another song and so on.

Steve: Kyle stop switchin the radio station!
Dan: I think he has iPod A.D.D.
Steve: I think he needs a Smack Across the Face flavored Ritalin.
Dan: Ritalin's flavored?
Steve: They are now.

by Pantsman May 11, 2006

iPhone mode

When a person cannot seem to break the forcefield between their eyes and full on concentration with an iphone screen. When finishing the text seems more important than listening to the outside world as everything continues to pass them by.

Me: "Hey bro did you see her tits?"

Person in iphone mode: ______________

Me: "Bro wtf..."

Other person: "Dude he's in iphone mode fuck him."

by MANSHACKer August 2, 2010

iPeople

People who are so consumed in their iPod culture that they never are actually seen without earbuds in their ear, and an iPod proudly displayed.

Mark:"Dude, does John still have his earbuds in?"
Matt:"Dude, John is one of those iPeople. I heard he hasn't actually taken them out since 2002.

by Erik Belsaas March 15, 2006

iphone effect

shortly after one person in the group brings out their iphone, the rest follow suit, ultimately ending all conversation and eye contact.

"Hey, what do you want to order for drinks?" "Not sure, let's see what Imbibe Magazine has for their best beer this month." First iphone comes out of the pocket--enter safari search. Next iphone comes out--enter Facebook post. Third iphone makes an entrance -- the iphone effect has arrived.

by jecole14 November 9, 2009