Hym "You are the invisible hand Mike. And by not doing what I am telling you to do right fucking now... You are preventing me from doing the thing your are saying there isn't and invisible hand doing... But where the invisible hand ISN'T... Is IN FRONT OF YOUR KIDS. And THAT is where it SHOULD be. You need to MOVE THAT FUCKING HAND MIKE. You need to move that hand from where it is to in front of you kids because IF YOU DON'T... There isn't going to be anything there to block the knife. You only have fo many hands and no I do not have to do ANYTHING else. You move that fucking hand where it belongs, bitch. You understand? You move that fucking hand. You put it where you OUGHT to put it. You use that shit-brain and that mouth of yours properly. That's where your hand should be. I am not your child. As desperately as you want to be an authority I can not escape, I'm just too fast to miss a clumsy 3 foot tall idiot. No matter how weak and slow I am."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
Get the Invisible Handmug. by Xdfuckmyass June 5, 2018
Get the Invisiblemug. When one sits on his hand until it's numb. Then proceeding to jerk off and imagining your "girlfriend" is jacking you off.
by madDarthvader2 May 21, 2016
Get the Invisible Girlfriendmug. i am invisible
by qmebtcuzokahdfgjslpxivynr December 21, 2023
Get the invisiblemug. by max baldwin January 23, 2023
Get the invisible wizardmug. The theory that everyone, everywhere, in the world is somehow connected by an “invisible string”, particularly lovers.
This theory is inspired by the Taylor Swift song “invisible string”, in which she describes the ways her and her lover were connected before they even met.
This theory is inspired by the Taylor Swift song “invisible string”, in which she describes the ways her and her lover were connected before they even met.
Person A: I found my current boyfriend in the background of one of the photos I took in 2013!
Person B: Wow! What a coincidence!
Person C: Actually, that’s the invisible string theory. Y’all are soulmates
Person B: Wow! What a coincidence!
Person C: Actually, that’s the invisible string theory. Y’all are soulmates
by Jessienewyorknanny January 26, 2024
Get the Invisible string theorymug. When you're your race, but you dont look like your race. Claim you're black and you're actually black.. but you look white as hell. That's how you have an invisible race is when you are your race but you don't look like your race because it's invisible as people see it.
Hey I'm white... but I look like i'm asian folk. What features that are "european" make me look asian? invisible race?
Black kid: I'm black
Black kid 2: you're black but you look white as hell.
White folk: I'm white!
White folk 2: You look Asian.. is there some generation in your "white" family that has asian roots?
White folk: I don't have no asian roots.. it's invisible race bullshit racist
fuck mother nature has with creating humans..
Hey I'm white... but I look like i'm asian folk. What features that are "european" make me look asian? invisible race?
Black kid: I'm black
Black kid 2: you're black but you look white as hell.
White folk: I'm white!
White folk 2: You look Asian.. is there some generation in your "white" family that has asian roots?
White folk: I don't have no asian roots.. it's invisible race bullshit racist
fuck mother nature has with creating humans..
That woman from Korea Jaeyeng is full Korean but she looks kind of white, with natural black hair unlike many natural hair colors European people have. Does that girl have invisible race syndrome?
by Factomatics October 8, 2022
Get the invisible racemug.