instacrazed

Past tense of Instacrazy.

“I spent a lot of years of my life being instacrazed, but after going broke chasing followers, I had to re-think my life goals."

by AlyxD May 22, 2018

Instachub

When a girl posts a hot picture to Instagram bad you become instantly erect.

Daulton: Dude did you see Ashley’s Instagram picture?

Matthew: Oh my god yes it was so hot it gave me an instachub.

by Lover of instachubs May 23, 2018

Instacrime

1: when someone commits a crime on the instagram website (e.g stealing, showing guns/drugs... etc)
2: a terrible post (clickbait or just unfunny content in general)

1: Guy 1: Yo, did you see that instacrime jamal committed a couple of days ago?

Guy 2: Yeah, shit was bomb lol
2: Guy 1: *sees shitty or misleading post on instagram* this is an instacrime post!

by CA$HFLOW_300C February 24, 2018

instaception

When you add your friend's Instagram story to your Instagram story, and your friend adds your Instagram-story-addition to their Instagram story, creating a possible infinite loop of Instagram stories.

Man, this chick's instaception is messing with me--I don't know whose story this is anymore!

by Glitterbugvins January 2, 2019

Insta-alligator

A person who instigates a situation and then proceeds to completely over react to said situation.

Brian: that hat looks stupid on you
Jason: I don’t care what you think
Brian: you don’t care what I think? I thought we were friends! Mother fucker I’m going to blow your house up!
Jason: you are being an insta-alligator

by JRollz5722 March 6, 2019

Instaexpert

An individual who utilizes social media platforms and claims to be more knowledgeable on a topic then actual experts.

That guy is a real tool and an Instaexpert always posting on social media, but he's clueless!

by Uncas3 July 23, 2019

Instafluencer

Wannabe Instagram influencer

Watch out! There were instafluencers everywhere!

by dog420 August 28, 2019