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initial infertility

A somewhat clinical-sounding, sometimes euphemistic phrase for the period early in a marriage when a couple has been trying to conceive but hasn’t yet succeeded. Used to describe the initial phase of unexplained or expected difficulty getting pregnant—captures both the medical/diagnostic aspect and the emotional waiting-room vibe. Can be used seriously, sympathetically, or darkly jokey depending on context.
We hit our first anniversary and were still TTC — calling it "initial infertility" made the whole thing feel less permanent and more like a phase.
by Emotional Cruiser February 25, 2026
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Initial abstraction

And I've said this before.
Hym "Initial abstraction. But what you are doing is conflating my every vague consideration with an assertion and then claiming that I can't know whether or not the assertion I'm not making is true. Mainly because you don't like the assertion I am making that ARE true. Like your slut wife and or daughter not being too good to fuck me. Or that I'm both better than a retard better than you and you are all also retarded (and tautologically so). But my role was 'intial abstraction.' And REE-lon didn't do the initial abstracting because REE-lon CAN'T and couldn't and neither could anyone else. And, now that I've done it for you, you want to not give me the credit I deserve and pay me retroactively but it's also part of a broader trend of you not wanting to have to admit that YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU HAD TO DO WHAT I SAID THERE AND AFTER I SAID IT INITIALLY YOU WERE BOTH DISMISSIVE ABOUT IT AND IMPOSED A TYPICAL VAPID SKEPTICISM ON WHAT I SAID UNTIL I WAS INEVITABLY PROVEN RIGHT BY TIME. That's my fucking role. You had better hope that fucking AI doesn't work as intended or my role is going to change overnight from 'Intial abstractor and inventor of the first working commercial model of AI' to 'Ultimate rapey dictator forever: better than everyone!' You fucking bums. My face hurts. My brain hurts."
by Hym Iam November 29, 2025
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Initial Misallocation

That's where you're wrong. I didn't change anything. When I reclaimed my previous posts the gradient shifted down.
Hym "So I didn't swap anything. An initial misallocation was detecting and you've been using imposters to throw off the omni-factor because you think if you can find a poxy who meets enough of the criteria you can trick it AGAIN into letting you violate the leverage clause. Which is what you were doing. And the way in which you were using the leverage clause was to do a single white female. So no. That isn't what happened."
by Hym Iam January 9, 2026
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Proof'init

To consume an alcoholic beverage that contains no less then 50% whole grain alcohol. The word is derived from the word 'Proof' in which alcohol content is measured according to US standards.
I'm totally proof'init.
by DaRizzle June 22, 2009
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Beard-idity

Theory that having facial hair can make you crazy, insane, psychologically disturbed or just fucked up
Hitler suffered from beard-idity
Osama Bin Laden suffered from beard-idity
Jesus suffered from beard-idity
by Joanna Barret Hound April 26, 2012
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bird-init

V. When you are drinking with a partner and you feed them a shot through a kiss.
I was drinking with my friend Suzi yesterday and she asked for a drink, so I bird-init straight to her when we started to makeout.
by Ace madea February 11, 2019
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damien_init

hots stuff (1) very kind, cool person! (2)
“hey damien_init”
haha thanks! i guess i am hot
by _nikki June 9, 2021
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