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Infinite

The theme of the villain of the same name from "Sonic Forces", created and sung by Tyler Smyth and Andy Bane from Dangerkids. May or may not be the first thing that appears when typing "Edgiest song ever" on YouTube. A metal and dubstep song.
"This pain (Persists), I can't (resist), but that's what's it takes to be infinite!
by anonymous December 31, 2023
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Infinite Hot Dog Paradox

If there is a dumb question or statement that can be add with a Infinite Hot Dog then its a Infinite Hot Dog Paradox.
Dude have you heard of the Infinite Hot Dog Paradox? Yeah, it made Dean go crazy.
by Pistachio Brothers December 25, 2023
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Infinite Schizo Loop

When you weaponise an infinitely repeating antagonistic construct in your head and give it a personality to villify a stress or boredom response without it having any entity status in reality.
Oh man, my nigga went on that Infinite Schizo Loop after that Pscyh term paper and he was retarded to start with.
by thehappytwo March 15, 2025
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infinite

the amount of dicks dead eye has sucked
man, dead eye has sucked a lot of dicks, an infinite amount
by andmmorgan98 November 2, 2019
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Infinite Funny Theorem

1. When you create a new funny via forgetting the original funny, thus theoretically creating a source of infinite funny; When humor originates from the setup of a joke but the punchline being forgotten in a comedic fashion

2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
Rick: "Hey, I heard a funny joke the other day! So, a Tibetan Monk walks into a bar in order to observe the lifestyle of people living in a first world country and an urban setting, and then-"
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
by Based Guitar December 20, 2020
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Infinite persons

Here will be a million person lets see how far i can go!
Person 1: hey bro person 2 how ya doing?
Person 2: nothing much- OMG WHAT IS THAT?
Person 3: oh uhm this is my nuclear power machine ☢️

Person 4: BLOW UP PERSON 5 WITH THAT!
Person 5: huh? What did you SAYYYYYY-
Person 6: OH MY GOSH PERSON 5 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU
Person 7: im lucky i was 0.01% chance of surviving!
Person 8 wait what im just waiting for infinite times!
Person 9: HAHA HAHA IM YE MONSTER
Person 10: ok youngling get in the double digits than we will talk
Person 11: heh these minors are just always bragging about being picked in here PEACHES!
Person 12: dude stop posting about BALLER
Person 13: person 12 arent you meant to be in the mental hospital?
Person 14: GUYS DISASTER STRUCK RUNN!!!
Person 15: HUH IM ON YOUR WAY
Person 16: is this the first time im every being used?
Person 17: no i think second time
Person 18: nope i actually think 3rd time
Person 19: HEY BOIS IM IN
Person 20: guys why are the police arresting me i didnt kill person 21!
Person 21: *DEAD*
Person 22: dude i witnessed you
Person 23: bruv your gonna be next.
Person 24: dude this creator is really getting creatively dumber with each line
Person 25: yeah tru dat *TURNS INTO GOD*
Person 26: alphabeticals done now ima kill u all cuz i created u
HORNY WEEDING LEGENDS!!
Person 69: hey guys im horny
Person 420: im smoking weed everday uh uh m uh
Person 42069: i did 420 69 times today
Person 69420 i do 69 with people at 4:20
“Defintion of infinite persons”
by Goathreearningreat July 15, 2023
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Infinite Energy

Hey, why didn't you build that, shit-brain?
Hym "Hey, if you have all the money and you are so smart and you are the builders of things... Why didn't you just build amd infinite energy generator fuck-face? Why didn't you buld that? Oh no! DO YOU NOT HAVE A THEORY OF INFINITE ENERGY YOU CAN IMPLEMENT!? OOOOOOOH NOOOO! Do you NEED that!? Ooooooooooooh boy! I thought you were the builders though? Is there a guy you could steal one from? Do you need to steal it because you're too stupid to do it or is theft and lies just embedded in your jew-blood? Both!? Wooooow! It didn't know your were that stupid and that Jewish."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2025
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