nutty hands

when you stick your hands in your asshole or rub them on your sweaty nuts you get wee bit nutty.

man that anton lingle kid has some wicked nutty hands.

by Daniel shaw May 20, 2008

Hand Wax

Feverish and vigorous wanking and fapping of the male or female genitals. May be masturbation and self-gratification or a nice friendly helping hand from another to get you off.

Roger loves to hand wax watching internet porn.

Sheila likes to slip into the stall in the bathroom as work for a quick hand wax.

I paid that toothless prostitute $5 for a hand wax.

My step mom likes to slip into my room and give me a hand wax.

Rachel's first female experience was when her roommate gave her a hand wax.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017

hand shaker

Stick Shift Car or Truck

Real men drive hand shakers

by Scott367 April 5, 2007

Sunscreen Hands

After applying sunscreen, there is still a ton of it on your hands. It's greasing and disgusting...

To avoid sunscreen hands, get someone else to use spray sunscreen on you.

by iheartbrownie September 26, 2009

Dry-Handed

Receiving a vigorous hand job but unable to nut one out. Just a lot of yanking and total regret.

Carrie finally gave me a handy last night. How was it? Not good. Totally Dry-Handed.

by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017

Hogrida Hand

The definition of a white kid with a Mohawk named Jayden

“Damn, Jayden looking hella hogrida today”

“HOGRIDA”
HOGRIDA HAND 2022

by idk69420mu April 18, 2022

smoke hand

One who masturbates so frequently or so furiously that one would expect to see his hand smoking afterwards.

Have you seen Adam today? No, we got high speed internet last week and he's been in his room ever since. Man, what a smoke hand.

by 3rd from the left May 11, 2010