Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life

Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

by Oh my my July 2, 2015

National Punch a tall person in the Dick day

November 1st is National Punch a Tall Person in the Dick Day. Find anyone over 6’ tall and punch them right in the dick.

Kyle- “you know what November 1st is nolan?”
Nolan “no, what day is it?”
Kyle punches Nolan in the dick “national punch a tall person in the dick day”
Nolan “god dammit Kyle”

by bloodyfoot October 12, 2021

sex in the deep end

1. An act that can be accomplished only by a swimmer and a girl. It consists of pull buoys, kick boards, the deep end of the pool, and some very strategic movement. A swimmer that accomplishes this would be known as a god among his team mates.

2. Slang term for pulling off something crazy.

1. Jake took Mandy to the pool yesterday after school and they had sex in the deep end!

2. You did what? That's total sex in the deep end, man.

by That one cool person January 2, 2005

knock their dick in the dirt

medical term: to give enough medication to render them compliant

That patient was yelling out last night so we had to knock his dick in the dirt!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

the door in the floor

it is a euphamism for shame, guilt, maddening consequences; stemming from "A tell tale heart," by Edgar Allen Poe, where in he describes the agony of conscience. The murderer places the victim under the floorboards and drives himself crazy by imagining his heart beating through the wood.

Hey yo, every since I stole that lady's purse I've been having the door in the floor!

by Kat November 20, 2004

In the Damn Shit

When you're in very serious trouble. More trouble than when someone says that they're "in the shit". A clean version of this is "In the DS".

Example #1: Fuck! We're in the damn shit for about $80,000 bucks!

Example #2: Fuuka just found out her boyfriend totally cheated on her with Yukari. Oooh, he's in the damn shit now...

by MasterMenos August 12, 2012

Shit in the Dick

When you doing anal and she forgets to wipe her ass and shit goes into your dick

"Ahh shit man!" Says A
"What happened man?" Says B
"I got Shit in the Dick!"

by Nemsisxd January 27, 2018