Definitions by Nemsisxd

Mauser moment

See: Intense goonsesh

"isnt there like a room with two holes cut out for eyes leading into a womans changing room on streets of tarkov? and like a cumstain on the wall?"
"yes"
"thats a Mauser moment"

Mauser moment by Nemsisxd November 14, 2023

Shit in the Dick 

When you doing anal and she forgets to wipe her ass and shit goes into your dick

"Ahh shit man!" Says A
"What happened man?" Says B
"I got Shit in the Dick!"

Shit in the Dick by Nemsisxd January 27, 2018