Shit in the Dick

When you doing anal and she forgets to wipe her ass and shit goes into your dick

"Ahh shit man!" Says A
"What happened man?" Says B
"I got Shit in the Dick!"

by Nemsisxd January 27, 2018

Mauser moment

See: Intense goonsesh

"isnt there like a room with two holes cut out for eyes leading into a womans changing room on streets of tarkov? and like a cumstain on the wall?"
"yes"
"thats a Mauser moment"

by Nemsisxd November 14, 2023