illegal mascot

A person who does the same thing the government does and get prosecuted for it .

The government lock us up for doing the same thing they do we just a bunch of illegal mascots at the end of the day.

by .TheUrbanDictionary April 22, 2023

Garlic bread is illegal

a sentence used by garlic bread antis to basically say that garlic bread is against the law

bro i think that guy thinks Garlic bread is illegal

by choco (real!) December 24, 2021

cheeky illegal

When you do something illegal but everyone does it

“If I send a text when I’m at a red light is that cheeky illegal”

“Yeah that’s so cheeky illegal”

by Regina felangey November 25, 2021

Illegals

Illegals is a way of speaking about a minority in a negative way it is usually highly unliked and disrespected

Guy 1: “You there are some Illegals in my yard! Throw them some pesos and they work real hard!”

Guy 2: “taco, taco taco, chimichanga!”

by Thenumbawhunnigga October 17, 2023

Turbo Illegal

A version of illegal that is so bad, expect a hit squad on your position in 30 seconds.

*deep breath* DO 👏 NOT 👏 SEND 👏 US 👏 CLASSIFIED 👏 DOCUMENTS. This is not reverse psychology. For real, i'm running out of jokes about this. We cannot use them (it's sort of "turbo illegal"), and the people posting them can get into serious trouble.

by Aquamissle November 2, 2023

Illegal Bowling Ball

Requires One Male Partner

The Act of Inserting two fingers inside your Partners Anus and resting your thumb on their Testicles while actively throwing them like a Bowling Ball

How did your boys night go?
Was going great until Tyler tried to pull an Illegal Bowling Ball on me

by Grifball123 December 11, 2024

forced illegal dispach

dispach with out legal hours

don't have legal hours to get the pick up do it anyway

by jervik driver August 27, 2003