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Hypochrist

A person claiming to be a devout and holy Christian who is quick to pontificate, judge and condemn others for being sinners, who is later caught doing the exact things they were quick to condemn others for.
Josh Duggar is a hypochrist}
by Redmenace Martin May 30, 2015
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Hypocritcism

the act of being a hypocrite, when a person gives you unwanted advice that they never take or do themselves all the time!
Sally told Molly she was wearing make-up and said hers actually was better everyday. Molly thank Sally for showing her hypocritcism all the time.
by slick_14321 July 1, 2019
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Hypocritcism

The act of being a hypocrite, when a person gives you unwanted advice that they never take or do themselves all the time!
Sally told Molly she was wearing make-up and said hers actually was better everyday. Molly thank Sally for showing her hypocritcism all the time.
by slick_14321 July 1, 2019
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Hylocrispamobiaphobia

The fear of woodchippers. Direct translation: Hylo: the fear of wood Crispamobia: the fear of chips Hylocrispamobia: the fear of woodchips or Woodchippers.
Freddy: I have hylocrispamobiaphobia

Michael: What?
by xboxcat January 15, 2021
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Hypochristian

Hypocritical Christian; A Christianity based religious human that has no ability to practice what the Christian religion preaches.
An example of hypochristian behavior is when Biden took communion on Ash Wednesday, but supports and votes pro-abortion.
by Fiona Gala March 21, 2022
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Hypocrite

A person who says not to do one thing and does that thing anyway
person a: Al Gore is such a hypocrite
person b: i know! global warming is such bullshit!
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Hypocrite

A person who complains about something another person does/says when they do/say they same thing.
Example 1:

Teacher: You need to do well in school, obtain a college degree so you can do well in life.

Student: So why was George Bush president when he had a C average?

Teacher: Don't ask me, as the government.

Student: HYPOCRITE!!!!!!!!!

Example 2:

Doctor: You need to stop smoking. As you should know smoking causes cancer that may lead to death.

Patient: Sure, doctor. I will.

Outside

Doctor: *takes out a cigarette and lights it up*

Patient: *just so happens to walk out and see him and points* HYPOCRITE!!!!

Doctor: SHIT! D:
by allergictobullshit May 2, 2010
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