hook up

1. recieved a good or service as a favor
2. to make out with someone
3. to have sex with someone

1. Jerry gave me the hook up with those backstage passes.
2. Sandra and I hooked up last night and her adams apple was kinda big
3. Hooking up with Derick last night was the biggest mistake in my life.

by Doctor Crayon December 30, 2003

Red Hook

A small, upstate New York town that spreads from Elizaville to the Dutchess County Fair Grounds. The school system is known to be exceptional, but over half the students are usually baked. Recently, $1,000,000 was awarded to the school to purchase exercise equipment such as a full gym, and a rock climbing wall. Usually recognized for their sports, basketball is the most recognized, with soccer and football trailing close behind. Least recognized is the exceptional, state ranked cross country team. There is usually not much to do, except eat at The Historic Diner and Village Pizza III, go to the shitty little skatepark, or go to Bard College and annoy all the college students who are "misunderstood." The town itself has an unusually high population of snowboarders, considering it is a flat, urban-spotless farming community. Has incredibly hot summers, and brutally cold winters, but not more than 3 or 4 feet of snow annually.

"Where should we skate today?"

"I know, we'll go to the shitty little skatepark in Red Hook!"

by burnzkid October 10, 2009

Hooker Boobs

real high, nipples to the sky; used by Nene Leakes from Real Housewives of Atlanta to describe her boobs after she had them lifted

That girl definitely had a boob job because she has hooker boobs.

by MeredithM November 12, 2010

hook up

1. In middle school: holding hands and hugging
2. In high school: making out, fondling, handjobs and blowjobs
3. In college: drunken one night stands
4. Beyond college: wild sex

1. Sean and Jennifer hooked up after school yesterday.
Middle school girls: "oooooh!"

2. Sean and Jennifer hooked up after prom.
High school friends: "tell me more about this!"

3. Sean and Jennifer hooked up during the wild frat party.
College broskis: "yeaah, good for you, man!"

4. Sean and Jennifer hooked up after they got wasted at the bar.
Anyone: "casual sex? whatever, happens all the time."

And that's how people hook up.

by Grandma Maxie July 19, 2011

Logan Hook

A larger, rounder, blacker version of the male penis. It is god given, to any male born with the name of Logan.

Girl 1: "Oh my god, it was so big!"

Girl 2: "Would you call it a Logan Hook?"

Girl 1: "No way, that's monster sized."

by Blanche Williams November 3, 2008

Snook Hook

The Act of Turing Around and Delivring a Sucker Punch To a Guidette

At the club, Michelle was being a bitch, so Wallace gave Michelle a nice Snook Hook

by IhateGuidos December 21, 2009

Reverse Captain Hook

Popular in climbing circles, the Reverse Captain Hook requires extreme finger strength and dexterity. This maneuver entails a girl standing up, while you do pull-ups between her legs, supporting your entire body weight with only two fingers in her vagina. If done correctly, should result in an orgasm.

Andrew: "Yo, Dan. I heard you reverse captain hooked Tracy last night."
Dan: "Yeah man. That shit's busted for at least two months and I have to throw away my sheets. Looks like murder."
Andrew: "Bro, that's fucked up!"

by TylerDurden6969 October 24, 2011