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necklace holder

when his hands are made to go around your neck
his necklace holder was around my neck
by ooooooopposssss July 1, 2020
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right-handed laundry line holder

noun
Politically correct term for nazis;
Usually, there should not be any politically correct terms for politically uncorrect people, but one may use this term here to refer to such specimens if one wishes to be creative, or if one is standing right next to such a group of people and does not desire to be understood. The use of a slightly cryptic circumscription guarantees in itself that a nazi does not understand it, because his brain capacity does not allow for more than hand-raising (hence the term) or the utterance of sentences with more than two words.
This term is particularly fitting for young nazis in rural areas, who tend to lack the courage to move out of mommy's place before the age of 70 (when they move to a retirement home because mommy is no more). In exchange for home and food, they have to help with chores, such as holding a laundry line in the yard, which their stiff right arms are perfect for.
"Haha, look at this ridiculous right-handed laundry line holder over there!"
by Favorite cousin October 6, 2012
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clipboard holder

At first glance, this may not sound like a very important or glamorous position. However, when the clipboard holder has an mba and calls most of the shots in an organization, it's actually the most esteemed position on the executive team.
When the scrapsisters begged Lolo to be their clipboard holder, she screeched and jumped into a joyful herky. She snached up her clipboard, and ran off to write the business plan. We're printing her business cards on recycled cardboard tomorrow!
by elle3000 February 5, 2012
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Boulder holder

The two armed woman was wearing a bulletproof over the shoulder Boulder holder.
by Stefani Victorious February 11, 2023
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Floater-Holder

Dookie-filled panties.

Underpants are only considered Floater-Holders after being filled with floaters (dookie).

Floater should be pronounced to rhyme with "Holder"(Flolder-Holder - 'L' is silent).
Cuh 1: Dude, are you re-wearing your floater-holders today?
Cuh 2: Yeah dude. Are you?
Cuh 1: Yeah! Your mom took these off me last night.
by JackBlackthethird November 17, 2023
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pole holder

An alter boy who carries the pole that collects money for the church but also holds the priests pole after hours.
He wasn’t good at collecting money but he was the best pole holder in our church.
by Dennis Magillicuddy December 19, 2023
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Banana Holder

A way to indirectly represent the purpose of a human being.
You know, at the end of the day we are all just banana holders.
The complex nature of a banana holder's mind.
You are such a banana holder.
by Devil Dude December 25, 2023
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