Emotional Season Ticket Holder

Your tier 1 friends who are always there for you, and who emotionally attend every moment of your life, just like season ticket holders attend every game for their cherished sports team.

GS: Gurl, when are you going to announce your new job?

PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.

by Mike109999 September 22, 2025

Oyster Holder

The two divots above a womans behind on her back, that straddle the spine. They are not visable on fat women. They make perfect divots to collect seamen.

I came on her back, and it ran into her oyster holders.

by bag of swimmers May 10, 2010

William Holder

Slang for someone who is always sick and can't swim. Sometimes confused with some who has the AIDS virus.

"he looks a bit skinny, he must have that william holder."

by AlfTheGoat January 27, 2024

josh holder

I ugly muther trucker that leaves niggas on seen

Josh holder js a fucking bitch because he dint answer my snap

by Im not a hoe June 4, 2017

hahn holder

A sleepy Bitch

Its about time I woke that Hahn Holder

by Hahn Holder July 18, 2014

Aaron holder

An artist with a mission to bring good to the world.

Aaron Holder Thinks Good

by Think Good November 24, 2021

jacket holder

The person that incites a fight between two other individuals for his own amusement but would never fight himself.

The person that offers to hold other’s jackets while they fight.

Jason would never fight himself but he’s always ready to be the jacket holder.

by Kurtmcgirt April 23, 2018