Inside Holster

Place for transgender woman to put his/her junk before surgery.

I can’t wait to go clubbing tonight.....have to wear my inside holster to keep the twig & berries in place.

by Jonny Boi August 25, 2020

ho ho holy shit

What you say when you have an unfortunate event during the holiday season.

Person 1: My Christmas tree fell over and killed my brother
Person 2: ho ho holy shit!

by bttfboy March 14, 2016

michigan pot hole

When you pull down a girls panties and her vagina is much larger than anticipated.

Kelly looked hot as hell last night, until I saw her Michigan pot hole, I thought there is no way she is gonna even feel me.

by Kevin Wolfe February 27, 2017

Not gone hold u

to be straight up with someone

aye look im not gone hold u … (and then say what needs to be said)

by kaedagoat 👻misskaelyn.j July 1, 2021

Dig a hole in the sand

Every young male beach goer needs to know this! When looking at attractive females in bikinis sometimes you get a half chub. Sometimes a raging chub if you haven't recently cranked one out. The trick is you lay stomach down and dig a trench for your Johnson. This will effectively conceal your erection at the beach.

Male 1: "Hey bro, look at these fine as bitties in their bikinis! Its giving me rigor mortis in my pecker."

Male 2: "I'm gonna dig a hole in the sand haha."

Male 1: "Shit thats a good idea! Imma do the same."

by M_Dubz152 June 7, 2023

Hollanders

A fan base who all share the love for the 2017 Spider-Man actor, Thomas Stanley Holland aka Tom Holland. Hollanders are very passionate about him and will bash anyone who tries to hate on him.

Person: I LOVE TOM HOLLAND
other person: ME TOO!!
both: HOLLANDERS FOR LIFE!!

by baby_girl123 September 17, 2017

monty python and the holy grail

Utter and absolute genius.

Excert from monty python and the holy grail:

One day, lad, all this will be yours!
What, the curtains?
No. Not the curtains, lad. All that you can see, stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land! This'll be your kingdom, lad.
But Mother--
Father, lad. Father.
B-- b-- but Father, I don't want any of that.
Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands.
But I don't want any of that. I'd rather--
Rather what?!
I'd rather...
music
...just... sing!
Stop that! Stop that! You're not going into a song while I'm here. Now listen, lad. In twenty minutes, you're getting married to a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in Britain.
B-- but I don't want land.
Listen, Alice,--
Herbert.
'Erbert. We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get.
But-- but I don't like her.
Don't like her?! What's wrong with her?! She's beautiful. She's rich. She's got huge... tracts o' land!
I know, but I want the-- the girl that I marry to have...
music
...a certain,... special... something!
Cut that out! Cut that out! Look, you're marrying Princess Lucky, so you'd better get used to the idea!
smack

by le fromage May 19, 2006