lodged horseshoe

Someone who has a run of luck is said to have a "horseshoe lodged" deep within the nether regions. Usually after a long string of beating improbable odds and reaping the benifits of their luck.

Brett Murray just gave me another bad beat, he had a two-outer! I swear that he has a lodged horseshoe tonight.

by Timmah17 April 20, 2006

Spanking Horses

A synonym regarding the point at where someone is taking the piss or piss-taking about something. IOW, taking the mick.

Mr Suly, don't you think that Sir Xavier is spanking horses when it comes to how long he takes using the squat rack.

What? Did she cheat on you? Na, that's spanking horses man.

by Spanking Horses September 6, 2019

horseshit

word best screamed as loudly as possible into one's hooded sweatshirt.

Justin: I'm Gay
Jeron: ::::screams into hoodie::::
HORSESHIT!!!!!!

by Jeron November 7, 2003

houses of parliament

where over-payed wankers discuss about what to do when something that wont ever happen happens.

houses of parliament

by henry lole January 27, 2004

Horseshoe Theory

It's called horseshoe theory because all the people at either extreme tend to have been kicked in the head by a horse when they were kids.

Kill all the kulaks! They are a subversive element that is a danger to civilized society!
Kill all the Jews! They are a subversive element that is a danger to civilized society!

-Horseshoe theory in action

by I support whatever is funni November 6, 2022

hold your horses

Well you should. If you don't hold onto your horse while riding it, you'll fall off and end up like Christopher Reeves.

Long story short, hold your horses or else you'll end up like Christopher Reeves

by Mister Ignorant April 1, 2004

Horseshit

A term usually used by hicks or people experienced with the feces of the mamal known as the horse. It's meaning is the same as "bullshit" and used in disbelief of something.

Can we get our money back ?
Thats Horseshit ! Horseshit ! you show no respect for me or my golf course.

by Dude November 13, 2002