Hobbitophile

A girl who prefers shorter guys, especially guys much shorter than her.

The hobbitophile thought the five foot nothing guy was by far the most attractive guy she had ever seen.

by Solid Mantis August 26, 2019

Hobbitophile

A guy or girl that has a preference for short guys/ girls.

Angel-When you masterbate, you're thinking about guys, short, short guys, you fuckin hobbitophile.
Guy-You got that from the movie Dogma dude, not all the time.

by Solid Mantis August 26, 2019

hobbit leg

When you got Frodo legs

Look at ryans hobbit legs

by Kingbluecc60 November 3, 2019

Hobbitty

anything that is characteristic to the lifestyles of a hobbit from the fictional novels of the lord of the rings trilogy.

my dad told me my sister and I are hobbitty because we never leave the house.

by annieg.mua March 30, 2020

Hobbit feet

IF A BITCH GOT HOBBIT FEET GET THOSE CLIPPERS AND GO TO CLIPPING THOSE NAILS.

**looks at hobbit feet, thinks about sucking them**

by WY0B01 January 8, 2021

hobbitify

To turn into a hobbit

I will hobbitify myself

by Hobbitguy3 February 6, 2021

hoebituary

The list of people you've hooked up with (i.e. someones' body count).

"You sure you wanna go out with him? Have you seen his hoebituary?"

by haymeth September 29, 2021