headless horsemen

an uncircumcised penis

He was thinking about getting circumcised as he had heard headless horsemen were unsanitary.

by zemotg December 13, 2007

headlights on

When a woman isn't wearing a bra.

I saw this girl at Farmers tonight... Her headlights were on.

by Joe Burns November 20, 2001

Healy

When one's back is turned to someone who is attempting conversation, you swivel around, roll your eyes, and say "I'm not talking to you!"

Robbie: Susan did you see that? Erin just pulled a healy on that annoying chick at the bar trying to talk to her!

by littlebrowngirl May 15, 2013

Healy

A colloquial term for the exposing of underwear or any other area in the 'private' region (mainly Mütt ). Usually exposed due to short or badly fitting clothes.

OMG her healy is showing!

by S. Angy August 24, 2008

Deer in Headlights

When you accidently lock eyes with a bro taking a dump in the woods, and then you dream about him sexually.

AKA: The Brokeback Outhouse

Randy wanted to remain drinking buddies, but after the "Deer in Headlights," Doug just couldn't do it.

by aggrobot August 23, 2011

Headliner

n. A male/female who looks at everything below the head of prospective mates/sex partners to determine attractiveness. The products of a sex-crazed society.

Knobber: Hey bras, check it. Look at the rack on that hobag.
Stan: Dude, her face looks like dog meat.
Knobber: Man, I ain't interested in her for her face. Ouch!! SSsssss.
Stan: Fucking headliner.

by Elbowwalker October 4, 2005

one headlight out

when it's cold outside and one nipple decides to go out and the other decides to stay in

consistent until breast feeding.

Girl, its chilly outside, you got one headlight out.
Somebody call the cops, you got one headlight out, baby!

by Dana Ryan Nelson Josserand March 14, 2008