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by The man with a dagger dick March 7, 2022

Harper

Harper is very kind and honest. She has many friends and is always making people smile. She can be shy at times but when she gets to know you, she can be very sweet and outgoing.

My friend Harper is so sweet!
My sister Harper is the sweetest sister ever!

by anonymous June 1, 2021

Harper Burgess

More than likely one of the most beautiful, gorgeous, sexiest, adorable girls in the planet. She is incredibly smart and knows how to make her lover happy to be with her. She's cracked at Fortnite and knows how to say a thing or two in Roblox chats ;). She is one of the most funny people you will ever meet. If you meet a Harper Burgess, wife her up because she will make you enjoy every second of the rest of your life.

"Is that a Harper Burgess? Woah she's beautiful, incredibly sexy, and very smart. I must wife her up immediately"

by ConnManATL January 11, 2025

The HARPER

Penis extension surgery at age 18 which comes with a complimentary tribal tattoo.

I know a bloke who got "The Harper"done. Most people pick shoulder for the tattoo but he went face.

by BWC sassquatch August 18, 2025

Harper

Harper is the kindest and prettiest person you will ever meet. No matter how mean someone is you will never see her frowning, she is so bright and always smiling. She is the most AMAZING girl you will EVER meet. She will never tell your secrets or make you embarrassed on purpose. She is caring, helpful, kind, sweet, and many more! Harper is the bestest friend someone will ever have. If there is a single bad word about Harper, it shall be put in the dungeon of words in her head, not taken to the heart. No person can ever replace her!

Harper is the bestest friend you’ll ever find

by Un_poco_loco December 28, 2025

Harpers

Guys Extra short shorts with a tiiight inseam.

Normally worn by guys the pull nuts and studs.

HR is getting complaints about my harpers, they said it's too revealing...

by anonymous January 24, 2025

Harper

Harper is a girl who will change the grooves and waves of your brain. Harper is smart, but not quite nerdy. Harper is funny, but not annoying. Harper is gorgeous. Harper is special. She is a warm hug and a pure soul. Harper is kind, but will stand up for anyone being treated wrong. Her hair is waves of chestnut brown, similar to her tan skin, but her striking green eyes make her stand out. She is the most enchanting, hilarious, free spirited, beautiful girl you will ever meet, with the voice of an angel. And yes, she was named after the author of “To Kill a Mockingbird”

guy1: “did you see that girl? She’s amazing!”
Guy2: “must be Harper”

by Missmisery11 March 11, 2025