puss handle

The appendage on the back of a cat. A “puss handle” is commonly referred to as a tail.

You should never pick up a cat by it’s puss handle.

by JasonTheGoldfish July 2, 2021

handling her

Another form of “buttering up.” Giving time, attention, compliments, a romantic date, and good sex to your woman, in order to potentially negate and soften the consequences of what you’re about to do next, knowing damn well your woman wouldn’t approve of your premeditated actions.

“Yo, man. Hell yeah I’m coming to the strip club tomorrow. No, Felicia doesn’t know yet. But that’s alright. I’ve got dinner, a movie, and a night inside with her tonight, if you know what I mean. I’m handling her.”

by Solstice1221 July 28, 2020

power handles

Most people know power handles to be the railings on the wall next to the toilet in large bathroom stalls, but power handles are only to be used in the most dire circumstances. Whether it be to increase leverage or optimize power, power handles come in handy for the most explosive and monstrous of shits.

I'm glad they installed power handles in the bathroom stalls, my last two poops almost sent me through the ceiling!

by Yosemite Sam 2 August 31, 2016

Face handle

A moustache of such substantial size that it can be used to wield the face.

"Woahhhh, I am totally envious of that face handle, it is majestic!"

by Higher Priest October 15, 2017

Mexican handle

Hair on the bottom of someone's back you can hold when doing doggy or anal

I had nothing to hold on to when I was hitting it so I grabbed her Mexican handle

by Scrub YN April 5, 2017

Sauce Handle

Its your favorite type of liquor such as Vodka, Whiskey, Rum

Yo pass the sauce handle I need to put some in my Rockstar

by Cainus27 November 17, 2009

Bacon Handle

Penis

Baby, climb on top of my bacon handle and get ready for the ride of your life!

by Bacon Handler December 15, 2011