Grotch

A gross or unsavoury crotch.

...Casey was now face to face with a real grotch, and it became apparent to him that Shaun hadn't showered in nearly a year.

by Jerrrrr April 2, 2007

Grunch

An act of excretion in which the fesis actually spray in a wide diameter.

I grunched all over her face, and she loved it.

by the cock destroyer February 27, 2005

Gretchen

1. The world's best spanish teacher, under the age of 30!!
2. A master of "knitting" and "pearling"
3. Patient, kind, and resistant to extreme cold due to a frigid Michigan upbringing.
4. La mejora profesora de espanol en el laboratorio de tecnologia.

Tami: "Oh my gosh! I totally love spanish this year!"
Tina: "Yeah. I'm sure its because you have a Gretchen for a professor."

by E. Evonna c/o 2008 May 28, 2008

grotch

A lazy fucker, who is afraid if onions but smells like them. And pees on theirselve, crys about nothing, and likes to hug the floor very often. And also super ratchet

Grotch is Graci Spiceland

by OedipusBiatch October 15, 2013

Gretchen

Often accompanied by the descriptive prefix "Stretchin'"...The girl who'll do everyone, anytime, anywhere...Usually wears clogs and sundress with no panties or bra...

She's always stretchin'...that GRETCHEN!

by Graffilthier May 18, 2008

grut

bad; dirty; generally unpleasant.

The weather was really grut today.
I felt really grut after those 10 pints of London Pride.

by Richard Plank January 12, 2004

Gritch

As in "Suck My Gritch", a misenterpretation of "Suck my Kiss" from The RHCP Greatest Hits.

Give to mee sweet sacred bliss, that mout was made to suck my gritch.

by Zack And Matt January 9, 2005