Grammar Punked

The common practice of 40 year old mothers across the US. The art of correcting a young person's grammar, mid-sentence, in front of large amounts of people, most likely the young person's close friends.

Peter (To Ross): I play football so good that I--

Peter's Mom: WELL! sweetie you play football so WELL...

Ross: OOOOOH! Grammar Punked, BITCH!

by Harik5997 February 5, 2010

grammar

Something Tanner Barthelete doesn't have.

How do you spell realize? "Guys, I have good grammar.

by Diggle Ville March 9, 2015

grammarsexual

One who holds grammar in particularly high esteem.

She was a polyamourous grammarsexual. Nouns, verbs, adjectives - she proudly loved them all.

by Layni13 November 27, 2015

Grammal Toe

When a woman as old as your grandmother has camel toe.

This club is lame, you guys want to hit wal-mart and peep some sweeeeet Grammal Toe. It's like the bat signal for horny senior citizens, and me.

by taintnomisbehavin March 7, 2017

Grammaphobia

The Fear of Letters

Guy1: I'm scared of letters...
Guy2: o i c
Guy1: *starts to freak out*

Grammaphobia

by yourmotherinmybed January 31, 2022

Grammaphobia

An irrational fear of proper grammar, punctuation, and/or spelling in written or spoken language.

Jane's grammaphobia prevented her from proofreading her essay, as the sight of perfectly structured sentences caused her immense anxiety.

by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023

Urban Grammar

Shitty grammar that you find on almost all the definitions on Urbandictionary.com

Regular Grammar: "How are you doing today."

Urban Grammar: "HOW IZ YOU DEWING 2DEY!"

by GrammarNazi6969 June 29, 2011