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intellectual grammar

A higher form of grammar which is not totally aligned with the "normal" English language
The English teacher claimed the essay was bad, but the student was simply using intellectual grammar.
by Not Ericc April 25, 2019
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Grammar Shower

A shower that occurs after a person has been exposed to horrible grammar. Usually happens after texting friends that have no idea how to use their native language, and reading the messages becomes physically painful. The only way to get rid of this feeling of pain and dirtiness is with a hot Grammar Shower.
"hi how r u. can i come over their"
"were gonna b their to"
"your a idiot"
"look at those cat's over their"
All of these are examples of sentences that would require a Grammar Shower after reading.
by UrbanPerfect86 January 31, 2019
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Grammar Nazi

An occupation. A grammar nazi would proofread Hitler's speeches, ensuring that all grammar was used correctly and effectively.
It's important to speak correctly. A grammar nazi would proofread the speeches used by Hitler to ensure the preservation of the beautiful German language.
by SlickSerpent99 June 9, 2018
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grammar homicide

Grammar homicide can have multiple definitions.

1. grammar homicide is defined as more than one grammar mistake per paragraph.

2. sending a follow-up text where you mistakenly correct grammar, only the correction is actually wrong. And then make a silly comment how you had to correct your grammar b/c it was a cell-phone auto correction.

3. having to spend too much time correcting other peoples grammer.
He committed grammar homicide when he sent that text.

and

I suffered from grammar homicide after spending five minutes reviewing this manuscript.
by FurRealKitty October 31, 2013
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grammar police

He...knows...every...word...in...the...world
Jan: ofjeoifjeoijofkdwpfdpwfpjfijsoiajdjwofijdxdowqjpodj
Grammar PoPo: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis*
Jan: aijdwoijfasodkwfjawois?
Grammar PoPo: antidisestablishmentarianism*
Jan: IJFJSOIisowdoij.
Grammar PoPo: pulchritudinous*
Jan: wfijw?
Grammar PoPo: skidoo*
Jan: ofkewopewjfei!!
Grammar PoPo: incompatibilities*
Jan: BRUH SHUT UP
Grammar PoPo: i am doing what a grammar police does*
by emmyandlola June 9, 2023
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Grammar Nazi

A person who is willing to completely kill the momentum of intelligent discourse to moan about the location of a preposition or comma in a sentence. They usually aren't as smart as they think they are, so it's their way of interjecting something they feel has intellectual value into the conversation.
We were having a really great talk about the theory of existentialism until John the fucking grammar nazi completely ignored your compelling argument just to point out that you shouldn't use a preposition at the end of a sentence.
by unclejoe1917 July 7, 2016
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Grammar gamer

Grammar gamer means a gamer who usually corrects your typos as a joke, They usually use laptops and play free games on steam. They also are bad at spelling so they use Grammarly or another app to correct their shitty grammar.
Gosh this "Grammar gamer" keeps on annoying me.
Grammar gamers are very lame.
by Zan van October 12, 2021
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