Grunty

IT'S POOP!

Person 1: "I've had so much fiber I have to go to the bathroom and make a grunty (take a dump)."
Person 2: "Remember to bring in air freshener so the bathroom does not stink too much from your grunty."

by MCACABKM August 16, 2018

Gruntosaurus Rex

taking a dinosaur-sized crap; would win the "shit of the year" contest; the kind of dump where you lose weight.

After not crapping for a week, I sat down and loaded up the bowl with a Gruntosaurus Rex.

by DinoDave May 6, 2010

grant chapman

an OC from the popular wolfstar fanfic “all the young dudes” by mskingbean89. grant is a love interest of remus lupin and he is a fan-favorite of many. grant eventually ends up with his long term partner marcus in “out of the blue”, the epilogue to all the young dudes.

grant chapman deserved the whole world.

oh you are second choice? how does it feel to be a grant chapman kinnie?

by mylittlebitofmagic June 1, 2021

Run the gauntlet

An extreme internet challenge, where you are tasked with watching some of the most horrible videos out there. There are 20 levels and each one gets harder. They include a dog being skinned alive, a baby being run over by a car, and the infamous "three guys one hammer". It is currently unknown why anyone would do this to themselves.

Person 1: Hey man, you should run the gauntlet.
Person 2: no

by SKRIBZ July 23, 2016

Grant MacDonald

Canadian real estate developer and banker turned musician. Famous for the hit songs “Ram Ranch”, “Jockstrap Cowboys” and “Space Cowboys”. Has released over 600 songs and 100 albums. His website is www.fratjocks.pro.

Also has a thing for Prince Harry and Tom Brady.

Meghan: “Yo Shawn you need to hear this new Grant MacDonald track, it’s pretty deep deep deep bro”

Shawn: “oh fuck yeah here come the biker boys”

Grant: “So honoured to have such super cool fans, u rock!”

by Pavelka May 20, 2018

Crimson Gauntlet

When you're dancing with a chick and she's on her period, you look down to see blood on your pants. That's when you reach down into her panties, grab a fistful of blood and slap her across her face.

That bitch freakin' me was on her rag, so I had to serve her up the ole' crimson gauntlet..

by Skipp, Jo & Roob March 18, 2010

Grimey Grant

When an individual named Grant uses his extreme intellect to humiliate, embarrass, and or really piss of another person. He often does so by performing a series of small yet irritable annoyances. A Grimey Grant uses ones flaws against them, all for his own entertainment. If you are a victim of a Grimey Grant, you will most likely spiral downwards into a deep state of depression.

“Yo what’s up with Brendan, he looks really depressed, is he good?”
—“Yeah he’s fine, he was just getting mentally abused by Grimey Grant”

by can’t simp April 16, 2020