gottem real

Whenever someone says/does something that seems all skitzo, you give them this Alabama response.

Queer: My african american brother, you are tweaking.
Intellectual: gottem real.

by Skasix November 22, 2018

Gotum Coach

What someone says when ur stoopid ass gets finessed

Zeke: Ayo Chad u pipe that bitch Chloe yet?
Chad: Nah man she unzipped her pants but she had a dick that was bigger than mine
Zeke: Gotum coach

by wavydavy1738 November 27, 2018

godemiché

Godemiché is a way of saying hi in french in the region of Normandy. It is a form of local dialect just like in the case of how some people say howdy in Texas instead of hello.

Guy 1: Godemiché
Guy: Eh godemiché, comment te sens tu aujourdhui?

Translation

Guy 1:Hello
Guy 2: hello how are you feeling today?

by CUnty_NIggerz2 June 6, 2019

gotex

when someone is so gay and appears to men he is called gotex

Oh my god he is

he is a gotex

by Dr.carl June 19, 2019

Goyemsplain

When non-Jewish people attempt to explain the Jewish experience to Jews.

Goyemsplain - Donald Trump Goyensplained to American Jews that they were not smart enough to realize why they voted for the people they vote for.

by PollosHermanos August 20, 2019

Gottem lol

When you roast in a text

Lol Gottem lol

by What should my pseudonym be November 1, 2019

godem

Common misspelling of a word gotem or gottem.
Depending on context it could also mean goddamn.

Person 1: I won the court case
Person 2: Godem

or

Person 1: Godem, this task is so difficult

by Ergonoomia September 21, 2020