When the gentleman caller steadies the lady friend upside down by her legs (in a handstand), in the style of a gondolier piloting a vessel through the streets of Venice. This act culminates as the lady friend deep throats the gentleman caller. He unloads in her mouth and calls out loudly, much like the classical singing gondolier hallmark.

Mark had trouble finding his singing voice, until Susan gave him his first gondola boat ride.

Gondola Boat Ride by Tin Bizry June 10, 2015

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Gondola

A cute, small, brown thing, that has no arms, and a mustache. Gondola is a traveler and is popular in eastern Europe where he is often depicted as a Doomer. He is also the son of Kommando Store.

"Gondola has seen a lot of stuff in his travels, especially in Europe."

Gondola by Hanz The Scholar March 27, 2023

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Gordon's Vodka

Deliciously cheap vodka in a plastic bottle. The bottle even has a handle! Tastes like death but after the first two or three shots, well, you don't really care, do you. Interestingly enough, this is also when you stop caring about the 2005 election and start singing awesome '80s hair metal songs. Smells like nailpolish remover, probably tastes like it too, but for $12 a bottle how could you go wrong?

Dude, I'll sell you what's left of my Gordon's for $10. Ah, screw it: let's just drink it tonight.

Gordon's Vodka by lizzi May 19, 2005

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