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nostalgia goggles

Someone's tunnel vision when it comes to objects from their past, such as cartoons, video games, even books.
"The new Transformers movie sucks! The original cartoon was the best!"
In this case the commenter is wearing Nostalgia Goggles, as the new movies/cartoons may be geared towards a new audience, instead of the old one
by Moses of the Desert July 26, 2007
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google plus

Google's facebook
google guy: hey add me to your circles in google plus!

random guy: what is that?

google guy: nevermind,,,
by puyol July 9, 2011
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google-fu

google-fu

Function: noun
Etymology: google.com (search website) gOngfu skill, art
Date: 2003

: the ability to quickly answer any given question using internet resources, such as a search engine
Example: "My google-fu is strong this morning." (#insub IRC log, twid and others, circa 2003)
by twid March 8, 2003
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Cornell Goggles

The way men rate women at Cornell University, usually in the Binary Scale either being a 1 (you will do her), or a 0 (you will not do her) in comparison to the 1-10 scale found anywhere else in the world.

Beer Goggles inhibited by a place, not a beverage.
Guy 1: "hey man check out the hottie who just walked out of Goldwin Smith"
Guy 2: "are you serious? she's a 0 take off your cornell goggles"
Guy 1: "i've been here so long, i'd do her"
Guy 2: "i probably would too"
by oneorzero February 18, 2008
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almond goggles

almond goggles occur when ones eyesockets are occluded by a pair of testicles
last night your wife saw god through almond goggles.
by ken power September 5, 2007
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Google Holiday War

When two or more holidays or special occasions fall on the same day and Google must choose one to be included in their logo.

A prime example of this was February 14, 2010 when Valentines Day, the Chinese New Year and the Olympics were all happening on the same day.
Bob: Hey Sam, happy valentines day.

Sam: Apparently not, Google chose the Vancouver 2010 Olympics in todays Google Holiday War.

Bob: Saint Valentine would be pissed...

Sam: Not to mention the People's Republic of China.
by iamgoodoya February 14, 2010
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Dr Google

A person medically qualified by Google's search engine to diagnose symptoms of sickness.
Mrs. Smith: My son has Dengue fever. I searched it on Google.

Dr. James: Really? That's what Google says? Send him to emergency immediately!

Dr. James: *note to self: Mrs. Smith's Son is fine. Mrs. Smith however has a case of Dr Google.
by biLLiDinHo/fLaVinHA April 18, 2009
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