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Definitions by iamgoodoya

The N Check 

The quick area check non-black people do before saying the word "nigger" in public. Ensures that one is not killed by a large black man.
Tom: Yo, what up nigger??

Ben: Shit man!!! You didn't even do the N Check!!!!!!!!

Tom: Fuck!! *looks around* K, we're all clear.
The N Check by iamgoodoya October 1, 2010

Google Holiday War 

When two or more holidays or special occasions fall on the same day and Google must choose one to be included in their logo.

A prime example of this was February 14, 2010 when Valentines Day, the Chinese New Year and the Olympics were all happening on the same day.
Bob: Hey Sam, happy valentines day.

Sam: Apparently not, Google chose the Vancouver 2010 Olympics in todays Google Holiday War.

Bob: Saint Valentine would be pissed...

Sam: Not to mention the People's Republic of China.
Google Holiday War by iamgoodoya February 14, 2010