god

Multiple Choice Time!!

a) nonexistant
b) all-powerful madman who answers to no one and runs the universe
c) very weak being who exists but may or may not have any power at all
d) extremely bored deity who made humanity and is now ignoring it
e) just, forgiving, wise, peaceful, perfect ruler of the universe and savior of humankind
*f) all of the above*

various forms of god:
a) i'm atheistic
b) i'm anti-religion
c) i'm a satanist
d) i'm agnostic
e) i'm a christian
*f) i'm confused*

by ConflictedChica-ShockingHuh? April 25, 2009

god

anything or anybody that has a group of devout followers willing to sacrifice freedom to follow

God DAMNNIT

by M.tylr March 28, 2004

god

A difficult subject to define. the nature of the almighty makes a short and simple defintion of him/her/it (if its exists at all )difficult to define it is that is the name given to a perceived higher power which watches over us all, the reasons/ existence/ nature/motives are percieved differntly form person to person in the end god weither he (for simpistys sake) exists or not, can be all things to all people at all times, only he himself knows the truth.

i don't weither or not god exists and truth be know no one does.

by zombiejack April 30, 2004

god

the answer to mans realization of self.

nature doesn't act like this

by someguy March 26, 2005

god

Good spelt wrong. also a myhtical being old people like

Oh that sex was well god!

by -indie-kid-- September 24, 2006

god

dog backwards

oh my god tiffiny!🤞

by HighPing June 5, 2019

god

god is a beautiful being, full of light and love. how dare you commoners call him these names when himself has planted the ground that thou walks upon! The hyms praising him bring joy to my heart, and any excuse to do extra chapel lessons is a good excuse. God hath made you equaly and in his eyes you are all great. However, may those of you who disagree with me-burn in the fiery pit of hell reserved for sinners who do not love god. You shall be condemned do doom, may you be smited you commoners.

may god live on in the glory of heaven, our father. AMEN!

by bible-babe December 2, 2004