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grumpy trail

At the time you are hooking up with someone you have an extreme sensation to drop a duece you then do it right there from their belly button down to penis or vagina. Which then it is no longer a happy trail it is a grumpy trail. (this may work best when your partner is handcuffed so then they can not stop or prevent the grumpy trail)
"Yeah i guess Tyler and Mary Jo doing their casual daily routine (afternoon delight) and tyler gave Mary Jo a grumpy trail. And to top it off Mary jo is Tylers mom (RUMP)"

"It was a warm summer day at Beaver Lake, Brookes (45) and Emma (14) just got done jet skiing on the shithole they call their lake. Emma laid Brookes down on the sand then giving him a warm sensational grumpy trail. So sational Brookes moaned, "I LOVE YOU PATTY!!"
by Mia Queefington December 24, 2007
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Glumy bank

a term used to describe conditions of extreme poverty, usually refering to a person's wealth and posessions.
Father: Hey son, can I borrow 5 dollars? I left my wallet at home.

Son: Sorry dad, I have Glumy bank.

Father: ffs... son, i am disappoint
by Ch3ck P1z April 12, 2010
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Glump

A term for pooping that is unique to McDaniel College students. This derives from the poor quality of food served from the dining hall, Glar.
"Dude, I just had some of that shitty pizza from Glar."
"Oh man, that's gonna make for a hell of a glump."

"I just took a big, watery, glump."
by Glumpington April 26, 2013
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glumpkin

When a dude recives oral sex (from a girl or a guy)while taking a shit on the toilet.
Yeah i liked that girl, but she wouldnt even gimme a glumpkin so i droped that bitch.
by -spartan- March 15, 2003
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Grumpy

Pronunciation: Grum-pee. The act of breaking wind; flatulence. A slang term for having particularly foul smelling gas; a nasty stinky fart.
1) Dude, who busted that nasty grumpy.
2) He floated a grumpy in class. Stunk so bad even the teacher left.
3) I suppose if I have to I can live with Bill's farts, but when he floats a grumpy it makes my eyes water and I have to draw the line
by lost in Iowa April 2, 2009
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gumpy

The act of being like Forrest Gump; acting Gump liki
Kim kardasian is very gumpy
by corruptedmonks2008 May 18, 2014
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Right in the grumpy

To have anal sex with an unwilling female
then I put it right in the grumpy
by jmz667 May 25, 2007
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