Glompity

For something or someone to be slimy or wet in a smelly way.

A blob fish becomes Glompity when it sits in the sun for too long.

by Evthewordmaster June 1, 2023

Glomp

(v.) - To shit on someone sexually.

(n.) - A shit that you did on someone sexually.

I glomped the homies goodnight.

I ate the glomp I did on my homie.

by The Ohio Booty Tickler October 22, 2023

Double Glomp

To glomp with double the energy and power.....usually ending with somebody injured.

Person A: (Double glomps Person B)
Person B: (Has a broken rib) Oww, why did you double glomp me?
Person A: I missed you ^___^

by Super Duper Mega Ultra November 27, 2009

Glazed Glory

Sticking your penis through a donut hole

That donut you're eating? I gave it a glazed glory. Enjoy.

by krazytaco November 10, 2009

Concealing Glory

When your little man is wanting to wake up before nightfall, so you have to hide him by doing obvious actions and you get called out by your mates.

Mate: Jim you fucking crossing your legs, you Concealing Glory?

by Subway Squad April 15, 2016

teletubby gloryhole

A hole in a teletubby suit which

allows a kinky outsider to ram it in

"I was having such a good time with that teletubby gloryhole last week i almost got an abraision"

"That teletubby gloryhole gave me a good helping of tubby custurd"

by TheRealTubby October 9, 2017

The Glombosmos

The Glombosmos is a supernatural God worshipped by a small group of Mesopotamians. Is is thought to have created the essential balance of life (and hair)

Sal: So kids what have you learned about the Glombosmos?
Student: nothing

by silkwormguything January 24, 2019