Gobbleshank

items commonly found on display, in various nooks and crannys, whose only purpose is to be looked at.

Great Aunt Mildred's mantle clock, that hasn't run since 1979 and should be thrown away. It is gobbleshank, but for some reason, there is an inappropriate attachment to it.

by slipperyfox August 26, 2013

Gobblesnick

A goblin with three legs that can only walk backwards whilst screaming 'I like chode'

I saw a gobblesnick in the woods the other day!

by JaDe5555555555 May 7, 2017

Gobble on my knoble

Give me head bitch

Brodie he Laurynwanna gobble on my knoble
Lauryn : sure Brodie

by Pashhd May 3, 2018

Gobbler

Someone with a fondness for fellatio

The young electrician was known as the best gobbler in the adult bookstore!

by Angry Stockholder November 17, 2019

gobbledycock

A cocksucking session characterized by jumbled, hard to understand mess. Usually happens under influence.

Ana & his 3 roommates had a session of gobbledycock. She was dazes & blew them all real good, but she doesn't know why!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook March 22, 2021

Gobbled Dasperate

A word used to define "cobbled deepslate" when TommyInnit neglects the ability to read while stressing out over a temporary SMP.

British child: Okay, we're y-11 we're y-11 could get *diamonds* WOAH WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS SH*T ~gobbled dasperate~ dep-deep dasprate?
Sneeg: Deepslate?

Child: Okay, well, whatever guys it's not a competition we are gonna be here for a MONTH.

by Shellypog June 22, 2021

Globbernoodle

A Globbernoodle is what you would call the aftermath of male genitals after an orgasm. Simply put, it's a jizz stained penis. Globber meaning semen, and noodle meaning limp dick.

1) Okay babe, you can pull your globbernoodle out already.
2) I'll be right back, I have to clean this globbernoodle up before I get it everywhere.

by Mr.Ection April 1, 2022